flankwanker
noun. someone who likes to masturbate while hiding in the shadows of large assembly areas e.g. under the bleachers during a school pep rally
flankwanker by cornfritter October 21, 2010
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Flank Wanker
Derived from the negative aspect of the "Radical Flank Effect", Flank Wankers are those who discredit their sociopolitical cause by being generally loud, obnoxious, and closed to discussion. Flank Wankers demean the cause by offending the general public and making it difficult for moderates to associate with the movement they represent.
"Man, #blacklivesmatter was going super strong till those Flank Wankers interrupted the Bernie Sanders rally up in Seattle."
Flank Wanker by UND3AD_ELMO November 21, 2016
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flatwankered
Seonaidh's flatmate stopped paying rent and bills, and left him to deal with it. Now he lives in London and spends his vast new salary on class A drugs. He now feels completely flatwankered.
flatwankered by J November 12, 2004
Flagwanker
Used to describe someone on Twitter who use flags as a symbol of their political allegiance. Most commonly seen in the great Brexit debate where the losers of the referendum still signal their love an EU they are not part of, and the victors fly the union flag in love for their country.
"Did you hear that Nicola Sturgeon still wants Scotland to fly the EU flag above government buildings even though Scotland isn't in the EU?"
"Wow, that's retarded, what a flagwanker".
"Wow, that's retarded, what a flagwanker".
Flagwanker by Cristov February 22, 2021
Franktankerous
The act of calling your fellow patrons "lazy dumbasses" caused by drinking a minimum of a six pack of coors light bottles.
I was becoming more franktankerous as I unwound from my day of work dealing with incompitence and racked up my bar tab.
Franktankerous by Hottub-sharkbait January 19, 2019
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