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clackwanker 

(n. idiot/stupid man of low intelligence v. Man to loudly self gratify in public)

Etymology of Clackwanker - Janey Godley Scottish Comedian/Political Commentator 20**/19 Scots
Man acting stupidly in public = (v)clackwanker

Man talking rubbish with no substance or credibility = (n) clackwanker
clackwanker by amalkadog September 30, 2019
Related Words

Cranktankerous

crank·tan·ker·ous
adj.

1. Having a bad disposition.

2. Ill-tempered.
After boozing it up all night, Kelly woke up the next morning feeling cranktankerous and ready for a fight.
Cranktankerous by hibelu September 1, 2008

ClankWank 

ClankWank
(noun; pejorative)

Slang for low-quality, mass-produced AI content churned out by human opportunists.
Not the fault of the AI itself, but of the wanker with the clanker who’s spamming the internet with lazy, greedy, insensitive junk.

See also: AI slop, clanker, content farm, wankerware.
“Another ClankWank article just showed up in my Google feed.”

“That blog isn’t written, it’s just ClankWank from a content farm.”

“Don’t blame the AI — it’s the ClankWankers cashing in.”
ClankWank by DopyMick September 8, 2025

crankwank 

To furiously wank your shit in all different directions.
You gonna wank later?

Yeah, but I’m gonna crankwank instead.
crankwank by Booty stealer June 17, 2024