2 definitions by ladydady

cantwankerous

Irritability caused by a situation that prevents one from having the opportunity to masturbate.

When relatives came to visit, Joe found himself unable to get any privacy and became increasingly cantwankerous.

by ladydady October 19, 2015

can't-wank-erous

Frustration or irritability resulting from the inability to masturbate on account of a lack of privacy or opportunity.

Frank had relatives in town and was growing increasingly can't-wank-erous.

by ladydady October 22, 2015