clankware

"Software" that is created by an AI, Large Language Model or other non-human.

The code that Jerry made was clankware, as Claude AI generated it for him

clankware by doughmination July 21, 2026

chinkware 

Software that maliciously sends your computer activity to the Chinese government.

"Hey, are you gonna buy that new Huawei?"
"HELL NO!! I don't want no chinkware running on my phone!"

chinkware by chinkware provider January 28, 2019

clunkware 

Software that isn't deliberately made to be malware but by it's function slows your computer/device enough to make it not worth using.

For example, Blackberry BBM Enhanced Symbols, an integrated menu that gives you a huge array of smilies and other symbols but bogs your smartphone down.

-Did Joe send you the link for the BBM Enhanced Symbols menu?
-Yeah. I uninstalled it though, it's clunkware.
-Joe should be beaten.
-Yes, yes he should.
-I'll fetch the truncheon.
-And I shall prepare the oranges. For halftime.

clunkware by Poustman July 12, 2010

crackware

A commercial software which is used illegally via a crack

"I just made this 3d model with Silo 2!"
"Oh, what's that a freeware?"
"Uh...no. A crackware!"

crackware by Ioan Atomsi January 18, 2009

clankered 

To shit ones pants in the most funniest of ways.

Nicola: Ah no I just clankered my nicks.

clankered by Lora Logic July 8, 2007

ClanWars 

The most comical machinima produced with Counter-Strike.
The birth and origin of Scout Master.

ClanWars changed my life in ways only TFG can explain!

ClanWars by J.R. November 28, 2004

Clankwork 

Title given to voco-prophets: those individuals blessed with foresight and visions of the future by their patron deities Hatsune Miku and Kagamine Rin.

This future foresight however comes at an expensive cost, as they usually are drived into Touhou and Adeptus Mechanicus addictions over time.

"You hear about Ben? I heard he got turned into a Clankwork."

"Damn, that has got to suck."

Clankwork by Curio Maladir February 1, 2022