Chudmuffin 

chud·muf·fin /CHUHD-muh-fin/
noun
1. A whimsical, affectionate term for a person, creature, or object that is endearingly silly, quirky, or slightly absurd.
• “Don’t mind Gary — he’s a total chudmuffin, but that’s why we love him.”
2. A playful neologism combining “chud” (traditionally grotesque or awkward) and “muffin” (soft, sweet, innocuous), producing a humorous, paradoxical effect.
• “I baked a dozen chudmuffins for the office party — chaos never tasted so cute.”

Origin: Modern internet slang; blend of “chud” (see C.H.U.D., 1984) + “muffin,” popularized in playful online discourse circa 2025.

Usage notes: Typically used humorously or affectionately; carries no literal grotesque meaning in this form.

1. “Stop being such a chudmuffin and try the rollercoaster — you’ll love it!”
2. “She showed up to the costume party in socks and sandals, and honestly, total chudmuffin energy.”
3. “I accidentally dyed my hair neon green, but everyone just called me a chudmuffin and laughed.”
4. “My dog tried to chase its tail and fell over — absolute chudmuffin vibes.”
5. “Even when he messes up the magic trick, he’s still our favorite chudmuffin.”

Chudmuffin by Chuds McKinsey August 24, 2025

crudmuffins 

interjection: meaning darn, crap, shit, or "ooooo thats not good"

"Oh, crudmuffins, I left it at home!!!"

crudmuffins by kermit June 18, 2003

Curmuffin

Women who work at home on the Internet or phone.

Normally dressing in their pajamas or sweats and sometimes don't take shower for a couple days

I am sick of being a Curmuffin , let's go out to eat.
Your starting to smell like a Curmuffin go take a shower

Curmuffin by Tjmagoo August 23, 2016

Crudmuffins 

1. A word to replace naugty words. Used when angry, scared or surprised. Can be used with holy.

"Holy crudmuffins!" Carol yelled as a mouse crawled on her shoe.

Crudmuffins by </3 Alex July 30, 2008

cumuffins 

A mouthbreathing illiterate moron's mishearing and subsequent misspelling or mispronunciation of the word "comeuppance." The combination of "cum" and "muffins" adds hilarity to the usage of the term, as the word is typically placed in the syntax as an object to be received, as a result of karma, by a person perceived to have committed a wrong.

Yeah, that asshole screwed my best friend after I loaned him 400 dollars, but sooner or later he's going to get his cumuffins.

cumuffins by windu March 22, 2009

Crudmuffin

1. A mild explative, used to indicate displeasure.
2. A unique and tasty home-made treat.

"Crudmuffin! I can't find my shoes."
John baked a batch of crudmuffins.

Crudmuffin by Xaritel June 20, 2004

cummuffin 

A sexy young woman who frequently gets cum in her muffin.

Elissa is quite the cummuffin!

cummuffin by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006