chunkmuffin

1)a muffin made entirely of unidentified CHUNK (usually chunks of baking powder or non-muffin-textured lumps)usually very digusting

2)a person who is chunky and loveable at the same time - like ME!

1)i nearly threw up on saturday because my 9-year-old sister baked us all chunkmuffins - they were disgusting

2)hey you random chicks! keep your hands off Logan - he's MY chunkmuffin!

by logan hopkins September 17, 2005

cunkmuffin

When you secretly plant pubic hair (preferably from the crotch area) into an unwrapped ding dong, wrap it back up as though it has never been unwrapped, and give it to a deserving douchebag to unknowingly eat.

also used as an insult to call someone.

abbreviation: cunkmuff

1) We just gave the birthday boy the last ding dong, but little did he know it was really a cunkmuffin!

2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!

by LeJon August 3, 2009

Cuntmuffin

A Cunt of a bran variety

by Gaz September 24, 2003

cuntmuffin

a person that is annoying and doesn't know it, so they keep talking to you

"Will your such a cuntmuffin"

by superbong25 February 20, 2004

Chunk Muffin

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying.

by Kuk March 30, 2008

cuntmuffin

A sweet, adorable, yet creepy person. Usually female.

Lenore is such a cute little cuntmuffin!

by maybelle June 19, 2007

Duckface cuntmuffin

Some one of an extremly sexual nature, that you just wanna throw down and stick your face into (like a cute little ducky or a yummy muffin combined), or can be used as a pet name for a significant other

MAN thats one Duckface cuntmuffin!!!
Mornin my little Duckface Cuntmuffin

by madgreendayfan September 30, 2006