crudmuffins 

interjection: meaning darn, crap, shit, or "ooooo thats not good"

"Oh, crudmuffins, I left it at home!!!"

crudmuffins by kermit June 18, 2003

Crudmuffins 

1. A word to replace naugty words. Used when angry, scared or surprised. Can be used with holy.

"Holy crudmuffins!" Carol yelled as a mouse crawled on her shoe.

Crudmuffins by </3 Alex July 30, 2008

cumuffins 

A mouthbreathing illiterate moron's mishearing and subsequent misspelling or mispronunciation of the word "comeuppance." The combination of "cum" and "muffins" adds hilarity to the usage of the term, as the word is typically placed in the syntax as an object to be received, as a result of karma, by a person perceived to have committed a wrong.

Yeah, that asshole screwed my best friend after I loaned him 400 dollars, but sooner or later he's going to get his cumuffins.

cumuffins by windu March 22, 2009

Crudmuffin

1. A mild explative, used to indicate displeasure.
2. A unique and tasty home-made treat.

"Crudmuffin! I can't find my shoes."
John baked a batch of crudmuffins.

Crudmuffin by Xaritel June 20, 2004

cummuffins

Colloquial term for someone who has done something bad in the past and now the bad karma is catching up with them and punishing them. The punishment one recieves when they are 'getting their cummuffins' are as bad or worse as having to eat a muffin that has been ejaculated on. More severe and graphic version of come-uppins.

Adam: Why is Joe getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts by that guy?

Bill: Because he stole that guy's girlfriend, now he's getting his cummuffins.

cummuffins by jeffburnaby April 30, 2009

crud muffins 

1. To be surprised

2. "Oh, Shit"

3. Muffins coverd in crap

First guy: "Dude, did u study for the test today?"
Second guy: "Crud muffins! I forgot"

crud muffins by Stealthcrip October 16, 2005

Crapmuffins

More powerful than just saying crap.

Oh crap muffins I stubbed my toe!

Crapmuffins by Brittany March 21, 2004