Curmuffin

Women who work at home on the Internet or phone.

Normally dressing in their pajamas or sweats and sometimes don't take shower for a couple days

I am sick of being a Curmuffin , let's go out to eat.
Your starting to smell like a Curmuffin go take a shower

by Tjmagoo August 23, 2016

crudmuffins

interjection: meaning darn, crap, shit, or "ooooo thats not good"

"Oh, crudmuffins, I left it at home!!!"

by kermit June 18, 2003

Cuuffing

The action of stuffing a Thanksgiving turkey with cum.

John: Dude, I cuuffed that turkey hard, you could say instead of stuffing, I used cuuffing.
Garfunkle: Jombathan, I worry for your mental sanity.

by Beefaroni_Salesman November 25, 2022

Crudmuffins

1. A word to replace naugty words. Used when angry, scared or surprised. Can be used with holy.

"Holy crudmuffins!" Carol yelled as a mouse crawled on her shoe.

by </3 Alex July 30, 2008

cumuffins

A mouthbreathing illiterate moron's mishearing and subsequent misspelling or mispronunciation of the word "comeuppance." The combination of "cum" and "muffins" adds hilarity to the usage of the term, as the word is typically placed in the syntax as an object to be received, as a result of karma, by a person perceived to have committed a wrong.

Yeah, that asshole screwed my best friend after I loaned him 400 dollars, but sooner or later he's going to get his cumuffins.

by windu March 22, 2009

Crudmuffin

1. A mild explative, used to indicate displeasure.
2. A unique and tasty home-made treat.

"Crudmuffin! I can't find my shoes."
John baked a batch of crudmuffins.

by Xaritel June 20, 2004

cunkmuffin

When you secretly plant pubic hair (preferably from the crotch area) into an unwrapped ding dong, wrap it back up as though it has never been unwrapped, and give it to a deserving douchebag to unknowingly eat.

also used as an insult to call someone.

abbreviation: cunkmuff

1) We just gave the birthday boy the last ding dong, but little did he know it was really a cunkmuffin!

2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!

by LeJon August 3, 2009