chubmuffin

one who is chubby, but who is also a BAMF. i.e., Peter Griffin and Santa Claus. Can also be someone who annoys you

Shut up chubmuffin, L2lose weight.

by boo-boo GL October 24, 2006

Chubmuffin

A penis that when erect is wider than it is long.

Danny DeVito is a chubmuffin.

by J~Free February 23, 2011

crudmuffins

interjection: meaning darn, crap, shit, or "ooooo thats not good"

"Oh, crudmuffins, I left it at home!!!"

by kermit June 18, 2003

Curmuffin

Women who work at home on the Internet or phone.

Normally dressing in their pajamas or sweats and sometimes don't take shower for a couple days

I am sick of being a Curmuffin , let's go out to eat.
Your starting to smell like a Curmuffin go take a shower

by Tjmagoo August 23, 2016

Crudmuffins

1. A word to replace naugty words. Used when angry, scared or surprised. Can be used with holy.

"Holy crudmuffins!" Carol yelled as a mouse crawled on her shoe.

by </3 Alex July 30, 2008

cumuffins

A mouthbreathing illiterate moron's mishearing and subsequent misspelling or mispronunciation of the word "comeuppance." The combination of "cum" and "muffins" adds hilarity to the usage of the term, as the word is typically placed in the syntax as an object to be received, as a result of karma, by a person perceived to have committed a wrong.

Yeah, that asshole screwed my best friend after I loaned him 400 dollars, but sooner or later he's going to get his cumuffins.

by windu March 22, 2009

Chubbamuffin

a nice way to say someone is fat or a fatty

A:hey whatcha eating
B: dude im working on my third big mac
A:what of the week?
B: no of the day!
A:wow what a chubbamuffin
or
A:i dont feel so good man
B:why? you ok man
A: i dont know man i was feeling like a chubbamuffin and a gallon of ice cream.

by C-dizzle nizzle December 7, 2009