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A mouthbreathing illiterate moron's mishearing and subsequent misspelling or mispronunciation of the word "comeuppance." The combination of "cum" and "muffins" adds hilarity to the usage of the term, as the word is typically placed in the syntax as an object to be received, as a result of karma, by a person perceived to have committed a wrong.

Yeah, that asshole screwed my best friend after I loaned him 400 dollars, but sooner or later he's going to get his cumuffins.

cumuffins by windu March 22, 2009

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Cumuffins

What someone would receive after insulting a baker. Similar to that of getting comeuppance, except this involves a baker using less cowmilk and more manmilk in the muffins.

Bonus: this just reward is vegan-friendly!

Some guy: Hey baker! You and your buns can suck it!
Baker: How about a free muffin to change your mind?
Some guy: Fine, we'll see
(Om nom nom)
Some guy: WTF? Salty muffins?
Baker: Them be some cumuffins mothafucka!

Cumuffins by Justifried! March 16, 2011

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crudmuffins

interjection: meaning darn, crap, shit, or "ooooo thats not good"

"Oh, crudmuffins, I left it at home!!!"

crudmuffins by kermit June 18, 2003

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Curmuffin

Women who work at home on the Internet or phone.

Normally dressing in their pajamas or sweats and sometimes don't take shower for a couple days

I am sick of being a Curmuffin , let's go out to eat.
Your starting to smell like a Curmuffin go take a shower

Curmuffin by Tjmagoo August 23, 2016

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Cuuffing

The action of stuffing a Thanksgiving turkey with cum.

John: Dude, I cuuffed that turkey hard, you could say instead of stuffing, I used cuuffing.
Garfunkle: Jombathan, I worry for your mental sanity.

Cuuffing by Beefaroni_Salesman November 25, 2022

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Crudmuffins

1. A word to replace naugty words. Used when angry, scared or surprised. Can be used with holy.

"Holy crudmuffins!" Carol yelled as a mouse crawled on her shoe.

Crudmuffins by </3 Alex July 30, 2008

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cumuppins

when someone gets what they desevre for their shamful act of shame

John got his cumuppins for robbing that store by getting hit by a bus.

cumuppins by cumuppins is a word May 8, 2010

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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