cummuffin 

A sexy young woman who frequently gets cum in her muffin.

Elissa is quite the cummuffin!

cummuffin by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006

crudmuffins 

interjection: meaning darn, crap, shit, or "ooooo thats not good"

"Oh, crudmuffins, I left it at home!!!"

crudmuffins by kermit June 18, 2003

Curmuffin

Women who work at home on the Internet or phone.

Normally dressing in their pajamas or sweats and sometimes don't take shower for a couple days

I am sick of being a Curmuffin , let's go out to eat.
Your starting to smell like a Curmuffin go take a shower

Curmuffin by Tjmagoo August 23, 2016

Cuuffing 

The action of stuffing a Thanksgiving turkey with cum.

John: Dude, I cuuffed that turkey hard, you could say instead of stuffing, I used cuuffing.
Garfunkle: Jombathan, I worry for your mental sanity.

Cuuffing by Beefaroni_Salesman November 25, 2022

cum muffin 

A paper towel, tissue or toilet paper that is cummed into and then wadded up.

"Ew, I found one of your cum muffins on the floor of your room!"

cum muffin by brett March 23, 2005

Crudmuffins 

1. A word to replace naugty words. Used when angry, scared or surprised. Can be used with holy.

"Holy crudmuffins!" Carol yelled as a mouse crawled on her shoe.

Crudmuffins by </3 Alex July 30, 2008

cumuffins 

A mouthbreathing illiterate moron's mishearing and subsequent misspelling or mispronunciation of the word "comeuppance." The combination of "cum" and "muffins" adds hilarity to the usage of the term, as the word is typically placed in the syntax as an object to be received, as a result of karma, by a person perceived to have committed a wrong.

Yeah, that asshole screwed my best friend after I loaned him 400 dollars, but sooner or later he's going to get his cumuffins.

cumuffins by windu March 22, 2009