chuching

crying while masturbating

"Yo bro, why isnt Jake here going vertical on some kegstands?" "I dunno. He's probably just home chuching"

by daniel nathan barthelomew May 18, 2010

Chuching

Crying while masturbating and using your tears as lubricant. Also called ''chuching it'' or ''chuchin' it''.

Dude, Conor, what were you doin all afternoon?

Oh, you know....(crying)....chuching it....

Sick!

by Rev Al Sharpton January 21, 2011

Muck Chucking

The act of Jizzing in your hand then throwing it in someone faces

Dave: Our lass loves a bit of Muck Chucking

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Chucking a Corey

Chucking a Corey occurs when an individual condemns an act that they initially encouraged with the intention of destructive comedic pursuit. This phenomenon is also thought to be self-sustaining as it can only be ceased after the condemner has brutally abused an individual beyond the point of psychological moronism. Problems can often arise if the mentality becomes osmotic within the mob mentality and several Corey’s are spawned within the same tribal group.
Although still unknown, masculinity (and its inherent lack of), is thought to be the biggest cause of Chucking a Corey.

Corey: (at party) You're so weak, you're not even drinking, you never drink!!

Other person: Yeh you're right! *gets a beer*

Corey: Dude why are you always drinking for? You don't need to drink to have fun...(chucking a corey)

by The Chronicle of Definitions September 12, 2010

Thot Chucking

When one woman grabs another woman's hair during a fight, and throws her to the ground. and proceeds to drag her around.

this big girl was thot chucking some skinny chick outside gym class today, over some tweet

by Mr.Dinoman July 15, 2015

couching distance

The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.

I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

Chucking the prawn in

An unsolicited dick picture.

1. "So I was just chatting to this guy online and he chucked the prawn in."

2. "Avoid that dating site, it's full of guys chucking the prawn in"

by The Cats Whiskers August 16, 2018