Chrondola

Any gondola at a ski resort that is safe to smoke the herb on.

A ride up the gondola on which you smoke.

Hey man, let's hit the chrondola before we go to the terrain park!

by Snowchaser August 22, 2011

Chronomatopoeia

Substituting "chron" for a syllable in a word, to make a weed-related pun, with a self-referential meaning.

"The Democratic Republic of Chrongo" is a chronomatopoeia.

by Joe Chrontana September 22, 2011

chronomania

chronomania n (Greek khronos, time + Greek mania, obsession, madness; cf. megalomania, balletomania) - obsession with time and speed; inclination to utilize every moment and to submit one's life to a total time control.

America suffers from chronomania. Faster, faster, faster! Why not to stop and to look in tranquility where we stand and into which future we have been rushing headlong.

Chronomania may become dangerous for your mental health. Try to find a different focus of life, apart from schedules and deadlines.

by Mikhail Epstein November 9, 2003

Chronobate

Masturbating at the same time everyday or on a certain day every week, month, etc.

Bob: Hey wanna go to Jim's?

Bill: Nah it's 4:00 o'clock, Jim's about to chronobate.

by Ubergazz June 19, 2010

Chrononaut

A time traveller, no less.

Hey, you know Zorg that lives in the flat around the corner? Ever wondered about his weird name? Well, it's because he's a Chrononaut from the future.

by Alex Richardson-Lee October 23, 2007

Chronomatic

The type of high that makes your vision go into widescreen and makes everything around you look and sound like a movie.

After my last hit, the lighting changed and everything got chronomatic.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Chrondonesia

A word used by a super high male who is so high of the CHRONIC, Has so much stash and has a female grabbing on his testies, so he can say what he want because and only because he has the CHRONIC.

-ay man what kind of shit is this?
-some chrondonesia that will slap you in yo face, twist yo mind, fuck your brain and eventually knock you out.

by Pimpomac June 3, 2009