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chongola

A combination of the terms "chongaand "chola", both meaning a "hardcore latina gangbanger" usually with tight, gelled ponytails, huge gold hoops with their names in them, tight baby phat clothing, black Reebox, and thin penciled-on eyebrows. They date "chongos" or "cholos" and can often be seen taking out their earrings in preparation for a cat fight.

While the term chola is local to California and chonga to Miami, chongola can be used as a broad term for any who fit the above description, regardless of location.
I saw dat ho chongola all up on my baby daddy at da mall today! Ayn gonna beat dat bitch ass!!
by IWIN09 July 27, 2009
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Chogoladite

A term a ‘ZERZZ’ utilises to express his manner of disappointment for an individual.

Not a racial slur.
For *bleeps* sake Barry you’ve dropped the eggnog again you chogoladite.
by epicgamer36 December 24, 2018
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ChonglangTV

Loosely united by the common animus against the Chinese Communist Party and certain oppressive or ignorant elements ingrained in the Chinese culture itself (aka. Zhixing, 支性), members of the Chinese-speaking subreddit ChonglangTV share their thoughts, jokes, and popular videos, which of course could be NSFW, to cope with the cruelty of the present-day world.

The sub's name is derived from the famous Japanese painting The Great Wave off Kanagawa, and Chonglang is a Chinese phrase that means surfing. Members often refer to themselves as 浪人 (lit. Ronin), 神友 (lit. Friend of Kanagawa), or 鼠人 (lit. Ratman, because they empathize with rats). Naturally, members of this sub show great fondness of Japan and seek to emigrate from China.

More often than not, they would take on a playfully sarcastic tone, hoping to achieve what is known as 节目效果 (lit. theatrical effects), as opposed to Pincong (品葱), a Chinese dissident site that offers serious discourse on Chinese and to a lesser extent global political affairs of drastically varying quality. Tankies/CCP simps of r/gendezong and r/sino, as well as the pseudo-moderate majority of r/china_irl are despised and ridiculed in equal measure. They don't take other kinds of cringe too kindly either.

Zhang Xianzhong (张献忠), a brutal peasant-turned-warlord during the end of Ming Dynasty is the most frequently discussed figure. A recent infighting about mod policies resulted in the formation of sister subs such as r/CLTV and r/ChonglangZedong.
Hey look! Another eunuch from r/china_irl graces ChonglangTV with their most refined comment!

- Just another holier-than-thou Gaohua as usual lol. Let's downvote his ass into oblivion. Where do you think today's Xianzhong event is gonna happen btw?
Better be at the Tiananmen Square.
by DragonofSoCal June 4, 2021
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Chongoloid

A male person of low intelligence and IQ; one who dresses in Ed Hardy and UFC apparel to disguise the fact that he has a miniscule penis; a muscle-bound jock who wears baggy pants and a baseball hat sideways; a moron.
"Why don't you go lift some more weights and fuck your own mother, ya goddamn chongoloid?"
by G-Gates September 10, 2011
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Chongland

noun
also Koreatown, little Korea
an area in city where there are Korean dog soup and barbecue restaurants, massage parlors and brothels, and where a lot of Korean people, especially people who are illegal immigrants, live separately from the rest of the people in the city.
The rising crime rate in Chonglands is a serious problem in this city.
by Adamo-chan August 31, 2005
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chongalate

hey marialys, chek out that chongalate following janel and sashali around. she really wants to be a chonga.
by lexila May 7, 2007
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Chonolala

How sure are you that chonolala is actually chocolate?
by Squini333 May 28, 2020
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