Skip to main content

Condolations 

Condolations:

A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.
Them: I got that promotion with a big bump in pay, but the boss is a major asshole.

You: Hey, condolations!

Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).

You: Well, condolations.
Condolations by late_nite_guy_62 February 20, 2010

Chonolala 

How sure are you that chonolala is actually chocolate?
Chonolala by Squini333 May 28, 2020

chongola 

A combination of the terms "chongaand "chola", both meaning a "hardcore latina gangbanger" usually with tight, gelled ponytails, huge gold hoops with their names in them, tight baby phat clothing, black Reebox, and thin penciled-on eyebrows. They date "chongos" or "cholos" and can often be seen taking out their earrings in preparation for a cat fight.

While the term chola is local to California and chonga to Miami, chongola can be used as a broad term for any who fit the above description, regardless of location.
I saw dat ho chongola all up on my baby daddy at da mall today! Ayn gonna beat dat bitch ass!!
chongola by IWIN09 July 27, 2009

Condolations 

When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.
You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...
Condolations by Steve Day December 30, 2008

Chrondola 

Any gondola at a ski resort that is safe to smoke the herb on.

A ride up the gondola on which you smoke.
Hey man, let's hit the chrondola before we go to the terrain park!
Chrondola by Snowchaser August 22, 2011

Condolatulations 

A remark one might deliver to another upon receiving news of something tragic or depressing despite being simultaneously needed or desired.
Statement: "I was just laid off from my shitty job."
Remark: "My sincerest condolatulations. Lets celebrate!"
Condolatulations by Marrio13 September 2, 2011