Chronobate

Masturbating at the same time everyday or on a certain day every week, month, etc.

Bob: Hey wanna go to Jim's?

Bill: Nah it's 4:00 o'clock, Jim's about to chronobate.

by Ubergazz June 19, 2010

Chronomatopoeia

Substituting "chron" for a syllable in a word, to make a weed-related pun, with a self-referential meaning.

"The Democratic Republic of Chrongo" is a chronomatopoeia.

by Joe Chrontana September 22, 2011

Chronomatic

The type of high that makes your vision go into widescreen and makes everything around you look and sound like a movie.

After my last hit, the lighting changed and everything got chronomatic.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

chronometer

1) A very accurate clock.
2) A poster on a number of board with an unpredictable streak

That Chronometer is teh secksay beast!

by Chronometer August 2, 2003

Chronometer

Prior to the invention of the chronometer, pirates did not have an accurate method for measuring time, without which led to them steering off course and sometimes missing their destinations entirely. The chronometer's time-keeping accuracy allowed sailors to measure the stars against specific points in time, thus giving them their longitude. This changed navigation forever by allowing sailors to stay on the correct course to their destination.

Arg matey, set your chronometer!

by Captain Loser October 23, 2005

chronopath

chronopath n. (Gr. khronos, time + Gr. patheia, suffering) Ð a person who suffers from chronopathy, i.e. a disorder of time sense.

chronopathic adj Ð characterized by chronopathy.

Why are you always late? Are you a chronopath?

He has no ill intentions or disrespect when he misses one appointment after another. He is severely chronopathic since his childhood.

by Mikhail Epstein November 13, 2003

chronometer

A device for the telling or measurment of time; clock.

I put my new chronometer on the wall.

by Hellcry June 26, 2004