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Chrisnie

Chrisnie,is a funny, cool, cute, brown hair and brown eyes(sometimes brown/tanned skin) girl everyone love! She's always down for parties or hanging out with friends!! She only favors her best friends and brothers! Chrisnie only have a certain of people or friends that she call her brothers/sisters. She also trust people that turns on her.

Chrisnie,without a doubt, is thee perfect woman. Full of life and laughter. She has a smile that can light up a dark room. Beautiful on the outside and beautiful within, she's flawless and her beauty stands out. Sweet, caring, funny, smart, classy and determined. Love's to cuddle. A really hot teddy bear. Sometimes not the skerpste tool in the toolbox. Can dress up nicely if she wants to but will always be a Tomboy/girl/ boerenooi (within) by heart
Chrisnie is unforgettably gorgeous inside and out.
She is not to girly but she's a bit tomboy-ish.
Her Auntie or New friends or Old teacher or Couch never says her really or right name. It's always nicknames or other names close to Chrisnie

Auntie:"Chrisnie!? Christiana Aguilera!? Please come help in the kitchen!"
by Chrisnie November 22, 2021
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Christie Camel Toe

The outline of an obese man's crotch caused by wearing too tight of pants. Made popular when Chris Christie, who with the aid of an oversized shoe horn squeezed into a baseball uniform. While displaying a camel toe can be attractive in a woman, it is disgusting when revealed by an over-weight politician.
Don't look now, but that fat man over there is rocking a Christie Camel Toe. I think I am going to throw up..
by LaughingAloud September 16, 2016
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Christie

Christie is a freak of nature. She can be down to hang with my boys but is sophisticated AF. Christie ain’t no joke. She comes at you 100%. What you see is what you get. I’m an idiot for letting her go. She’s a sweetheart with an edge. Whatever you do- NEVER EVER underestimate her intelligence. This girl is already 100 steps ahead of you yo! I’ve seen it bro. She’s well travelled, eloquent, and speaks a gazillion languages, and loves to read. She’s a gifted writer, if only she knew that. She’s only clueless about how talented and special she is which is why she is hella sexy!!!!
“Who’s that girl? She’s so smart but super humble?”

Oh that’s Christie dude. She’s smart af!”
by MystifyMeINXS November 27, 2020
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Christie Brinkley'd

What is happening when you're being flirted with heavily by a pretty lady while driving on the highway. Ala Chevy Chase in Vacation.

Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.
"Oh man, I was sooo getting Christie Brinkley'd coming home on the Coquihalla! But I lost her in traffic around Kamloops, dang."
by dmcc November 5, 2012
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Christie

A really smart beautiful person who just lights up the entire world cuz’ honestly she is great. She gets slept on because people don’t realize her true worth. She deserves a lot better than what people give to her but she is caring and funny so she puts up with it.
“ Damn. You are totally a Christie. Do you wanna go out?”
by Boombabytruth June 27, 2019
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Chrissie Fit

Chrissie Fit
When a seemingly normal lady is pushed beyond the point of no return
I pushed her one step too far and she threw a chrissie fit
by Chrissie Valentine June 21, 2018
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Chris Christie

Donald Trump's fuck boy. A sycophant reminiscent of villains' scheming-but-pathetic advisors in genre films.
"That dude thinks he is going to get his hands on some of the goods, but he is just a weak-ass toadie, ass-kisser, and a Chris Christie.
by The Explicator May 22, 2016
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