Chrispie

A contraction of Christian and hippie which pretty much says it all. Pot smoking, bible thumping and overly self-righteous in every imaginable way. Chrispies are a separate culture from Rastafarians though there is some crossover. Chrispies are usually white and dreadlocks are optional. They may claim adherence to obscure and archaic sects such as the Essenes or Mandaeans but don't ask questions because they will tell you way more than you would ever want to know and they will not stop talking. Ever.

That Chrispie chick told me that psychedelic mushrooms were the original sacrament of the Apostles.

Chrispie by Gangliospunk September 4, 2010

Chrispie

a fully freckled hoe with a big fat ass. big elephant ears make her floor just like her dad or an elephant. her orange hair draws the boys in but her flat ass scares them away. she looks like a walking arse with lots of junk in the front but none in the back

chrispie is a leprechaun

Chrispie by hahshdhdjsjsjns November 25, 2018

Christie Camel Toe 

The outline of an obese man's crotch caused by wearing too tight of pants. Made popular when Chris Christie, who with the aid of an oversized shoe horn squeezed into a baseball uniform. While displaying a camel toe can be attractive in a woman, it is disgusting when revealed by an over-weight politician.

Don't look now, but that fat man over there is rocking a Christie Camel Toe. I think I am going to throw up..

Christie Camel Toe by LaughingAloud September 16, 2016

Chrispin 

A hot, sexy, smart, kind, funny, trippy baller who all the girls chase and who all the guys want as their friend. Often called Chris for short, he an sometimes be a huge asshole, but it's okay because he always makes up for it.

Person 1: Bro how can that kid get all As and still be the star of the team?
Person 2: Don't worry about it, he's a Chrispin.

Girl 1: I said hi to Chris earlier and he just curved me
Girl 2: What'd you expect? He can be an asshole, but he'll come around.

Chrispin by chloegothoes April 20, 2017

Christie

Christie is a freak of nature. She can be down to hang with my boys but is sophisticated AF. Christie ain’t no joke. She comes at you 100%. What you see is what you get. I’m an idiot for letting her go. She’s a sweetheart with an edge. Whatever you do- NEVER EVER underestimate her intelligence. This girl is already 100 steps ahead of you yo! I’ve seen it bro. She’s well travelled, eloquent, and speaks a gazillion languages, and loves to read. She’s a gifted writer, if only she knew that. She’s only clueless about how talented and special she is which is why she is hella sexy!!!!

“Who’s that girl? She’s so smart but super humble?”

“Oh that’s Christie dude. She’s smart af!”

Christie by MystifyMeINXS November 27, 2020

Christie Brinkley'd 

What is happening when you're being flirted with heavily by a pretty lady while driving on the highway. Ala Chevy Chase in Vacation.

Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.

"Oh man, I was sooo getting Christie Brinkley'd coming home on the Coquihalla! But I lost her in traffic around Kamloops, dang."

Christie Brinkley'd by dmcc November 5, 2012

Christie

A really smart beautiful person who just lights up the entire world cuz’ honestly she is great. She gets slept on because people don’t realize her true worth. She deserves a lot better than what people give to her but she is caring and funny so she puts up with it.

“ Damn. You are totally a Christie. Do you wanna go out?”

Christie by Boombabytruth June 27, 2019