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Christie

Christie’s are dope a$ f<\< and can hang wit anyone cuz they bad like that! Christie ain’t a girl you can mess wit doe Because she a diamond- and she [will CUT yo muthafuckin ass up and serve it to you on a silver platter and watch you eat it. Don’t let her classiness fool you doe cuz she good AND SHE HOOD!

Trina: Who that chick walking in like she gangsta?

Lamar: That Queen Be Christie.

Trina: DAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!

Christie by MystifyMeINXS November 28, 2020

Christie

Christie is a freak of nature. She can be down to hang with my boys but is sophisticated AF. Christie ain’t no joke. She comes at you 100%. What you see is what you get. I’m an idiot for letting her go. She’s a sweetheart with an edge. Whatever you do- NEVER EVER underestimate her intelligence. This girl is already 100 steps ahead of you yo! I’ve seen it bro. She’s well travelled, eloquent, and speaks a gazillion languages, and loves to read. She’s a gifted writer, if only she knew that. She’s only clueless about how talented and special she is which is why she is hella sexy!!!!

“Who’s that girl? She’s so smart but super humble?”

“Oh that’s Christie dude. She’s smart af!”

Christie by MystifyMeINXS November 27, 2020