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Nuck chorris 

Chuck Norris' Ebil brother

Believed not to exist, are no one has proof of his existence. The only knowledge of him if through folklore.
I hear Nuck Chorris was created one day when Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked too hard til he opened a time portal, and he split.
Nuck chorris by GO DJ HaKa May 14, 2006

Chonkism 

The belief in the higher calling to absorb nutrients at all costs.
"This can often lead to gaining infinite mass"
Chonkism:
The more the chonk, the more the chunk
Come to the chonk church my broski and your body fat shall set you free.
Chonkism by thechosenone234 April 7, 2020
A mix between a Yorkshire Terrier and a Chihuahua
"What kind of dog it that?"
"A Chorkie."
Chorkie by DavieSC June 17, 2009
A Mexican large sausage refer as a male penis.
My choriso - or he is a choriso.
choriso by Boster November 11, 2002

Choristopher 

A name given to those who exude the essence of a Sk8erboi

Also a term of endearment used between the Moose species
You see Johnny over there? He's definitely a Choristopher, the way he's holding that skate board.
Choristopher by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022
Vagina freckle or vagina pimple, not to be confused with any form of STD.
We were having sex and I saw the chorbis right above her vagina. sweet.
chorbis by Megazord March 7, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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