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eating chorizo 

Fellating an Hispanic. Usually applied in a derogatory manner to non-Hispanic males in prison who seek favor with Hispanic gang members by performing sexual favors in exchange for drugs or protection.
Yo, you hear that punk ass bitch Jamal was over eating Chorizo last night cuz he heard he was gonna get jumped by the AB?
eating chorizo by Alec Yerklitt December 1, 2009

Chorizorian 

A specific penivore. One who prefers penis of the latino/mexicano race.
Chorizo is a mexican sausage link, it is also a slang word for penis.
-Billybob (the white guy): Do you think your friend Liz would possibly let me hit that?

-Amanda: Sorry dude, you stand no chance. Liz is strictly chorizorian.
Chorizorian by Amanda_luvgdes November 4, 2011

Chrisopi 

Originating fro the Ancient Greek name Chrisopi- "A never ending well full of gold"

Natural born leader who almost always only values her own opinions and beliefs.
Like a beacon burning endlessly bright so is Chrisopi's charisma and wit!
"The room lights up when 'Chrisopi' enters the room"
I hope we have a blackout tonight, so I can call 'Chrisopi' over!
Chrisopi by xopi February 4, 2010

Sancho Con El Chorizon 

Sancho Con El Chorizon is Jesus M. That ballsy fucker. Si le vas a dar dale duro.
Jesus is a Sancho Con El Chorizon because he makes me forgrt about my boyfriend when I’m at work.

Chrisopi 

Originating from the Greek term for "An unfillable container for ouzo and cigarettes"

A vain, loud gorgon with the body of one of the most disturbing deities this side of a bad acid-trip, (think of something like Cthulhu, but worse and you would be close)

Lights up the room when she enters, although that's probably from the ignition of excess ouzo fumes.

Frequently used to describe the carnage caused by the more rowdy parties in the seedier parts of town.
Steve had that seedy look about him, worthy of the 'Chrisopi' on a bad day.
Chrisopi by monkey on a trip February 7, 2010

Chrisomalis 

General term for a loser who writes lists on the internet.
Wow you compiled a list of hot dog recipes? You're such a chrisomalis!
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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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