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Chorking 

a term commonly used by P-AMASS student to say "these students are dating" and this can be between a boy and a girl or a teacher and a student.
1. King ratty is chorking that fine girl in the science class

2. Mr Ahmed is chorking most of the girls in his class
Chorking by Anonymou3$ September 16, 2019
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Chorking 

Chorking. To do chores or home projects during time set aside as work from a home office;The act of blending work and chores, usually while working at a home office.
Sarah got up from the report she had to finish at her home office to fold the laundry sitting on the bed. After a few seconds she stopped realizing she was chorking.

Goofing off while working at home
Chorking by wstlnguy September 30, 2009

Chorking 

The act of chilling while working or working while chilling.
I have been chorking all day long.

I wish chorking was a thing at my workplace.
You should try chorking sometimes, its good for your mental health, but i must warn you its bad for productivity. But who Cares?!
Chorking by therover47 December 12, 2022

Choking Casper 

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
Choking Casper by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015

Corkington 

An occurrence of thugging where one posts videos of gay black porn and horrific gore.
Wow that was such a corkington moment
Corkington by NandrewIggans January 27, 2023

choking the nun 

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.
"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."

choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!
Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

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