Definitions by thechosenone234

Chonkism 

The belief in the higher calling to absorb nutrients at all costs.
"This can often lead to gaining infinite mass"

Chonkism:
The more the chonk, the more the chunk
Come to the chonk church my broski and your body fat shall set you free.

Chonkism by thechosenone234 April 7, 2020

Horny

You

You are horny

Horny by thechosenone234 April 2, 2020

Normal bedtime 

Normal Bedtime: A rare and dying occurrence as one is not overtired for the coming school day. As self control is a rare occurrence in a teenager this breed of people capable of getting a good night's sleep is quickly dying.

Normal Bedtime
Person #1: Hey dude! I went to bed at 10 pm yesterday, it felt amazing!
Person #2: Oh sorry I didn't know you have no social life. *walks away awkwardly*

Normal bedtime by thechosenone234 April 1, 2020

Zoros

Simply put Zoros (otherwise known as "The Real Zoros YT" a legendary geometry dash youtube channel, the channel owner a common celebrity among teenagers. Zoros resents uploading and giving people signatures although he is famed among youth. We still have no idea why...

I once met the real zoros YT, he even signed my foot.

Zoros by thechosenone234 March 14, 2020