A category of Red Zebra; someone who uses this phrase is emphasizing that they would prefer to return to their home instead of being there. Not to be confused with ' took em' to the zoo ' but rather it is a euphemism for a mild case of being home sick.
by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022
Red Zebra is an umbrella term and prefix used to describe a specific feeling or emotion. Words that fall under this term are; Knife, Gun, Tranquilizer Gun, Send em' to the zoo, Yellow Porcupine, Blue Moose, Green Tomato, Purple Lilypad.
by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022
A mystical being of tiny proportions that visits a sleeping person in their dreams; it is said to be a little fluffy white unicorn that has a very horny horn upon its head and in between its hind legs. The unicorn is known to ejaculate from both of its horns as it begins to sing the first few verses of 'Hotel California' ... ‘On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair…’ Individuals that are visited by The Little Unicorn begin to wander the Earth in search of it's mystical Lord for the rest of their lives, following the motto that they themselves are "A Little Unicorn".
by 70RedZebra's February 24, 2022
A term that falls under the umbrella term of Red Zebra. Anyone who uses this term in the context of Red Zebra, is conveying how pissed they are with a specific person.
Person 1: Are you ok?
Person 2: Red Zebra, Knife.
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Brian pissed in my cheerios!
Person 2: Red Zebra, Knife.
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Brian pissed in my cheerios!
by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022
A term that falls under the umbrella term of Red Zebra. Anyone who uses the term within the context of Red Zebra: conveys how they wish they were dead. In a lighthearted, unserious way.
by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022
A makeshift vibrator made from a rolled up National Geographic magazine that is shoved halfway up the anus, then howled into from the other end.
by 70RedZebra's February 24, 2022
by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022