16 definitions by 70RedZebra's

A term that falls under the umbrella term of Red Zebra. Anyone who uses this term in the context of Red Zebra, is conveying how pissed they are with a specific person.
Person 1: Are you ok?
Person 2: Red Zebra, Knife.
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Brian pissed in my cheerios!
by 70RedZebra's March 1, 2022
An anorexic woman who embodies the essence of a homeless man, that smells of musty hotdog water, who dips his balls in mustard and sets fires to evergreen trees. Typically she can be found vaping by the dumpster in the back of a Kroger parking lot with her pet moss ball. She still lives with her parents and she exclusively only dates men younger than her. Approach her with caution for she bites. Provide her with only wine, nicotine, and cheese. But do not feed her after 6 p.m. For there will be dire consequences.
Help! My friend is dating a Tabeetha... how do I break the news to him?
by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022
A term that falls under the umbrella term of Red Zebra. Anyone who uses the term within the context of Red Zebra: conveys how they wish they were dead. In a lighthearted, unserious way.
Person 1: Hey, how are you?

Person 2: Red Zebra, Gun.
by 70RedZebra's March 1, 2022
A name given to those who exude the essence of a Sk8erboi

Also a term of endearment used between the Moose species
You see Johnny over there? He's definitely a Choristopher, the way he's holding that skate board.
by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022
A Slut bitch who happens to be a publicist for a porn company
Riley is not a publicist, she clearly is a Plahblisscusscuss.
by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022
A state of being calm and collected; can easily become agitated.
Person 1: How are you doing today?

Person 2: I'm a Yellow Porcupine today.
by 70RedZebra's March 1, 2022
Just like a regular zebra, but it is red instead
When I went to the zoo, I was so disappointed that there were no Red Zebras only regular zebras.
by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022