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Tabeetha

An anorexic woman who embodies the essence of a homeless man, that smells of musty hotdog water, who dips his balls in mustard and sets fires to evergreen trees. Typically she can be found vaping by the dumpster in the back of a Kroger parking lot with her pet moss ball. She still lives with her parents and she exclusively only dates men younger than her. Approach her with caution for she bites. Provide her with only wine, nicotine, and cheese. But do not feed her after 6 p.m. For there will be dire consequences.

Help! My friend is dating a Tabeetha... how do I break the news to him?

by 70RedZebra's February 27, 2022

Send em' to the zoo

A category of Red Zebra; someone who uses this phrase is emphasizing that they would prefer to return to their home instead of being there. Not to be confused with ' took em' to the zoo ' but rather it is a euphemism for a mild case of being home sick.

Person 1: What type of Red Zebra are you?

Person 2: Oh god, send em' to the zoo.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Red Zebra

Red Zebra is an umbrella term and prefix used to describe a specific feeling or emotion. Words that fall under this term are; Knife, Gun, Tranquilizer Gun, Send em' to the zoo, Yellow Porcupine, Blue Moose, Green Tomato, Purple Lilypad.

Person 1: What kind of Red Zebra are you today?

Person 2: Oh, I'm a Green Tomato

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Blue Moose

A state of being sad or upset. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.

Are you okay?

No I'm a Blue Moose.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Tranquilizer Gun

An expression that falls under the umbrella term of Red Zebra. Used to convey the feeling of wishing to be asleep.

Person 1: What kind of Red Zebra are you?
Person 2: Red Zebra Tranquilizer gun

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

The Little Unicorn

A mystical being of tiny proportions that visits a sleeping person in their dreams; it is said to be a little fluffy white unicorn that has a very horny horn upon its head and in between its hind legs. The unicorn is known to ejaculate from both of its horns as it begins to sing the first few verses of 'Hotel California' ... ‘On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair…’ Individuals that are visited by The Little Unicorn begin to wander the Earth in search of it's mystical Lord for the rest of their lives, following the motto that they themselves are "A Little Unicorn".

Once I was visited by The Little Unicorn my eyes were opened to reality.

by 70RedZebra's February 24, 2022

Plahblisscusscuss

A Slut bitch who happens to be a publicist for a porn company

Riley is not a publicist, she clearly is a Plahblisscusscuss.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022