Purple Lilypad

An expression used to describe that you are physically hurt. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.

Lilly fell and twisted her ankle; she was a Purple Lilypad the rest of the day.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Choristopher

A name given to those who exude the essence of a Sk8erboi

Also a term of endearment used between the Moose species

You see Johnny over there? He's definitely a Choristopher, the way he's holding that skate board.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Red Zebra

Just like a regular zebra, but it is red instead

When I went to the zoo, I was so disappointed that there were no Red Zebras only regular zebras.

by 70RedZebra's February 27, 2022

Tranquilizer Gun

An expression that falls under the umbrella term of Red Zebra. Used to convey the feeling of wishing to be asleep.

Person 1: What kind of Red Zebra are you?
Person 2: Red Zebra Tranquilizer gun

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Tabeetha

An anorexic woman who embodies the essence of a homeless man, that smells of musty hotdog water, who dips his balls in mustard and sets fires to evergreen trees. Typically she can be found vaping by the dumpster in the back of a Kroger parking lot with her pet moss ball. She still lives with her parents and she exclusively only dates men younger than her. Approach her with caution for she bites. Provide her with only wine, nicotine, and cheese. But do not feed her after 6 p.m. For there will be dire consequences.

Help! My friend is dating a Tabeetha... how do I break the news to him?

by 70RedZebra's February 27, 2022

Plahblisscusscuss

A Slut bitch who happens to be a publicist for a porn company

Riley is not a publicist, she clearly is a Plahblisscusscuss.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Send em' to the zoo

A category of Red Zebra; someone who uses this phrase is emphasizing that they would prefer to return to their home instead of being there. Not to be confused with ' took em' to the zoo ' but rather it is a euphemism for a mild case of being home sick.

Person 1: What type of Red Zebra are you?

Person 2: Oh god, send em' to the zoo.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022