Chonkism 

The belief in the higher calling to absorb nutrients at all costs.
"This can often lead to gaining infinite mass"

Chonkism:
The more the chonk, the more the chunk
Come to the chonk church my broski and your body fat shall set you free.

Chonkism by thechosenone234 April 7, 2020

Chonkism 

Chonkism is an ancient spiritual movement centered on the reverence of chonkiness as a sacred essence and celestial spirit of feline being. It celebrates the robust, serene presence of plump cats, positing that all felines embody an angelic quality through their chonkiness.

Chonkism lacks a moral framework, viewing chonkiness as inherently neutral—capable of manifesting as a state of divine grace or, in those lacking discipline and structure, as a degenerative state of shadowy imbalance. This timeless ambiguity has inspired two evolving perspectives: "Hammonism" and "Chonkianity", offering paths to study and explore the philosophy of chonkiness further.

"I feel spiritually uplifted by this cat's eternal chonkiness—he is a very good purrveyor of Chonkism!"

"I am beginning to worry that my cat's chonkiness is not being appropriately honored—if I don't stage a spiritual intervention, this could impact him/her negatively."

Chonkism by Church of the Mighty Ham October 8, 2025