ChocolateTeabag
ChocolateTeabag by Chet Biggenston April 25, 2021
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chocolate teabag bandit mask
When you dip your balls in chocolate and place them over someone's eyes, so that when you move your balls away it looks like they are wearing a bandit mask made of chocolate.
Jim had passed out at the party before the chocolate fountain had run out, so Danny took out his balls and gave Jim a chocolate teabag bandit mask.
chocolate teabag bandit mask by Chewbacca Bears September 4, 2006
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Chocolate Teabag
The act of dipping one's testicles into a bowl of fresh diarrhea, then performing the usual act of teabagging.
Variations include:
The Fruit and Nut: Add Raisins.
The Fererro Rocher: Allow ten minutes for a thin crust to form. Using this method, a multiple layering effect may be achieved.
The Aero Teabag: As with normal chocolate teabag, with the added pleasure of a straw being inserted into the bowl, allowing your friend(s) to blow into the diarrhea, creating a softer, lighter and more enjoyable experience. WARNING! Do not blow too hard, as this could result in spillage. Also don't run with scissors, and do not put your fingers in live plug sockets.
The Chocolate Marble Teabag Cake (The Chomtea): A Soho Special. You and your friends may enjoy ejaculating multiple times into the bowl of diarrhea then stirring, creating a marbling effect. Commence with dipping, as per usual.
Variations include:
The Fruit and Nut: Add Raisins.
The Fererro Rocher: Allow ten minutes for a thin crust to form. Using this method, a multiple layering effect may be achieved.
The Aero Teabag: As with normal chocolate teabag, with the added pleasure of a straw being inserted into the bowl, allowing your friend(s) to blow into the diarrhea, creating a softer, lighter and more enjoyable experience. WARNING! Do not blow too hard, as this could result in spillage. Also don't run with scissors, and do not put your fingers in live plug sockets.
The Chocolate Marble Teabag Cake (The Chomtea): A Soho Special. You and your friends may enjoy ejaculating multiple times into the bowl of diarrhea then stirring, creating a marbling effect. Commence with dipping, as per usual.
Chocolate Teabag by Chomtea February 17, 2007
chocolate teabag
similar to teabagging someone, only before the tea bagging you shit and whipe your ass towards your balls so you can get the "chocolate" with the tea bag
chocolate teabag by ggrrrrrraassshopppperrrrrrr January 12, 2009
chocolate teabag
(noun) The act of placing ones testicles and scrotum into the anus of another. Often requires significant preparation by both parties. Some variations have the penis of the chocolate teabagger enter the vagina of the one being chocolate teabagged, however this is not necessary.
chocolate teabag by Tony8758 October 12, 2005
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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