Teabag

Roses are red, nuts are brown
Skirts go up, pants come down
Body to body, skin to skin
When its stiff, stick it in
The longer its in, the stronger it gets
It goes in wet and comes out dry
It comes out dripping and starts to sag

Its not what you think, its a teabag

by СукаБлять September 28, 2016

Teabag

To drop one's nuts on an unsuspecting victim. Preferably done while victim sleeps and the room is full of witnesses.

After Seamus passed out we all gathered 'round while I dropped a teabag on his head repeatedly to the delight of all onlookers.

by Gurnt November 29, 2003

Teabag

The art of dipping ones testicles into another persons mouth, much like dipping a teabag into a cup. This act often occurs either in foreplay, or when playing a prank on a passed out friend at a party.

"How about you just your mouth or i'll teabag you when you fall asleep"

by Gav800 September 07, 2005

Teabag

To place one's scrotum on your girls forehead or on a defeated opponent's forehead, cheek, eyes, etc or in their mouth.

After winning the fist fight, he got to teabag the loser with his big sweaty balls.

Winner: Ha! I win bitch! (Unzipping his jeans and pulling his nuts out)
Loser: No anything but the teabag!

Winner:To late bitch! (He proceeds to drag his nuts across the losers face before dunking them in the losers mouth) Yeah suck my balls bitch!! Loser:Humlf!!!! (With tears of shame in his eyes)

by The Holy Diving Troll July 24, 2014

Teabag

To dip someones balls on a another person's face, usually when their sleeping.

I teabagged strelok after he passed out last night. What a hermit!

by Magnester January 30, 2009

Teabag

Dropping someones nuts into someones mouth.

You just got teabagged.

by Sias February 09, 2005

Teabag

a bag full of tea, what you make tea out of

jimmy dipped his teabag in his grandmothers cup of hot watter and made tea

by Towelie March 14, 2005