chimpage 

Total ownage in everything. this means you're a pimp.

he's got this aura of chimpage

chimpage by i win July 22, 2003

Chimpage 

The smelling of ones own seeped smegma causing one to make a face like teh Internet clip where the Chimp fingers his arse, smells the finger then faints of the tree branch.

I had major chimpage last, balls were smelling to high heaven.

Chimpage by Paulo Maldini July 1, 2004

Chirpage 

pronounced {chirp-ah-ge} (age as in mass(age))
the observation of blatant chirpsing
or watching two people obviously chirpse

(1)
Abe:"Jonas keeps asking Chloe out on a date"
Caroline:"Chirpage!"

(2)
Frank and Melissa were in the toilet for 10 minutes with the door locked. Frank comes out with a wet face. Chirpage!

Chirpage by fltk October 25, 2014

Chimpagne 

Noun - Any Champage, sparkling wine, liqour, liquer, or unholy amalgum of two or more of the preceeding, produced under license of, endorsed by, or repeatedly referenced in the lyrics of any rapper and / or Hip Hop artist.

Chimpagne will often come in colors and neon tones not seen since the 80's, or anywhere outside of Chernobyl, Russia.

(1)

R. Kelley: Waitress! A bottle of your finest Alizé for this fine young bitch!

Young Bitch: Ewwwww nigga! I'd rather drink warm piss than that chimpagne!

R. Kelley: (menacingly) That can be arranged...

(2)

Lackey: Sir, the Q2 2010 numbers are in. We're bankrupt.

Frederick Rouzaud: Yeah? Well at least we're not making chimpagne anymore. Fucking Jay-Z...

Chimpagne by Tiestofan25 October 12, 2010

chompage 

When someone sucking your dick bites down really hard, often bruising or cutting the sensetive tissues of the penis. This often occurs by accident when a someone is giving their partner "road-head" or the act of giving a blowjob to someone driving a car.

Pronounced "chomp-age"

Man, I dumped that bitch after she gave me some rude chompage!

chompage by nixonsfinest July 13, 2010

chipage

The amount of chips you have in front of you in a poker game.

When I have nut vs second nut, I want to have maximum chipage in front of me.

chipage by dikkencider June 1, 2018

Chimmage 

any sexual orientation in witch a man and a woman do.
Not man and man
but woman and woman is acceptable

Ay Chelsea wanna go around back and do some chimmage.

Chimmage by romeo victor dilla May 27, 2008