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Chirpage 

pronounced {chirp-ah-ge} (age as in mass(age))
the observation of blatant chirpsing
or watching two people obviously chirpse
(1)
Abe:"Jonas keeps asking Chloe out on a date"
Caroline:"Chirpage!"

(2)
Frank and Melissa were in the toilet for 10 minutes with the door locked. Frank comes out with a wet face. Chirpage!
Chirpage by fltk October 25, 2014
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chimpage 

Total ownage in everything. this means you're a pimp.
he's got this aura of chimpage
chimpage by i win July 22, 2003
Related Words

Chiraage 

A Chiraag but with extreme anger or rage over the most trivial of issues.
Person A: "Hey man, you hear the bus had been delayed 2 mins?"
Person B: "WTFFF!!!!! YOU USELESS CUNTS WFEWFWEFW"
Person A: "Man you got some serious chiraage dude"
Chiraage by SharpShotRS May 17, 2010
The amount of chips you have in front of you in a poker game.
When I have nut vs second nut, I want to have maximum chipage in front of me.
chipage by dikkencider June 1, 2018

chippage 

cleavage; hot (refering to a girl; general term for good features on a beautiful lady.
Look at the chippage on her, damm!
chippage by James Hoge April 4, 2006

Chimpage 

The smelling of ones own seeped smegma causing one to make a face like teh Internet clip where the Chimp fingers his arse, smells the finger then faints of the tree branch.
I had major chimpage last, balls were smelling to high heaven.
Chimpage by Paulo Maldini July 1, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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