Chimpagne

Noun - Any Champage, sparkling wine, liqour, liquer, or unholy amalgum of two or more of the preceeding, produced under license of, endorsed by, or repeatedly referenced in the lyrics of any rapper and / or Hip Hop artist.

Chimpagne will often come in colors and neon tones not seen since the 80's, or anywhere outside of Chernobyl, Russia.

(1)

R. Kelley: Waitress! A bottle of your finest Alizé for this fine young bitch!

Young Bitch: Ewwwww nigga! I'd rather drink warm piss than that chimpagne!

R. Kelley: (menacingly) That can be arranged...

(2)

Lackey: Sir, the Q2 2010 numbers are in. We're bankrupt.

Frederick Rouzaud: Yeah? Well at least we're not making chimpagne anymore. Fucking Jay-Z...

Chimpagne by Tiestofan25 October 12, 2010

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champaine

Drinking champagne and doing cocaine

Wanna hang out for some champaine this week-end

champaine by Villus May 24, 2016

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Champagne confetti

To squirt. Female ejaculation.

You won't regret me
Champagne confetti
I wanna see it
In motion
In 3D
-JungKook of BTS

Champagne confetti by Xo_MissVee September 28, 2023

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champagne problem

A problem or dilemma that, when compared to issues of poverty, national disasters and war, are not all that big of a deal, but nonetheless provide individuals with issues that must be dealt with.

Evelyn hit the Facebook friend limit of 5,000. A champagne problem for sure, but a problem nonetheless.

champagne problem by sfcityboy November 22, 2011