chompage 

When someone sucking your dick bites down really hard, often bruising or cutting the sensetive tissues of the penis. This often occurs by accident when a someone is giving their partner "road-head" or the act of giving a blowjob to someone driving a car.

Pronounced "chomp-age"

Man, I dumped that bitch after she gave me some rude chompage!

chompage by nixonsfinest July 13, 2010

choppage 

Choppage is another term for Drumfunk, a subsection of Drum & Bass. See also edits and Drumfunk. The Drumfunk sound is characterised by a deep concentration on electronically 'chopping' and rearranging breaks in jazzy and interesting ways. The rarer the break the better. The emphasis is placed on production work and crate-digging. Drumfunk/Choppage/Edits usually has a simple sine-wave, sub-bassline rather than the cheesy, over the top, default-synth-fest and predictable build up and drop of artists popular in drum & bass right now, see Pendulum see also Clownstep

Paradox, Equinox, Fracture and Neptune, Danny Breaks, Seba, Macc, and Fanu are arguably all Drumfunk aka choppage

choppage by Howza February 14, 2006

chimpage 

Total ownage in everything. this means you're a pimp.

he's got this aura of chimpage

chimpage by i win July 22, 2003

chômage 

this is the french word for hot cheese.

Man, I'd love some chômage right now.

chômage by frenchclasspartydontarrete May 27, 2011

Chimpage 

The smelling of ones own seeped smegma causing one to make a face like teh Internet clip where the Chimp fingers his arse, smells the finger then faints of the tree branch.

I had major chimpage last, balls were smelling to high heaven.

Chimpage by Paulo Maldini July 1, 2004

chomage 

When a guy has a chode, and also cheese dick

Girl 1: well?? How was the dick appointment?
Girl 2: meh. he had a chomage.

Girl 1: fuck eh

chomage by urmom200431 January 26, 2021

Chompagne 

Chompagne is ginger ale with a little bit of WASSSSUUUUUP!!!!!

This chompagne is legit ginger ale with a side of WASSSSUUUUP!!!!

Chompagne by Duffy0379 June 11, 2021