Chimp

Someone who is doing/saying something idiotic or foolish

Jake just said something really dumb, what a chimp

by ThatMasshole September 19, 2018

Chimp

see Dubya

The chimp tried to answer journalists questions today... what a laugh

by meeeeee November 3, 2003

Chimp

Somebody who's freakin' out and needs to chill. Can be used as a verb, noun or adjective.

"Yo I just ate weed brownies and I'm hella chimped."

Person A- "Wanna hang with Brian tonight?"
Person B- "Nah, that dude's a chimp."

Person A- "Ahhh oh no (insert complaint about whatever)!
Person B- "Yooo quit chimpin'."
Person A- "Woah... you're right. I need to chill."
Person A- "Word."

by Real Insane June 1, 2013

Chimp

Can be used as either a noun or a verb. As a noun, chimp describes someone who departs from a public house or club early to return to one's domicile. This could be for a variety of reasons: too ripped up to continue drinking, being ejected by bouncers (a corollary of being ripped) or being under the thumb. The verbal form is used to describe this act of baling out early: thus 'to chimp out'.

The Dwix chimped out again last night. He is such a chimp.

by Yume89 May 10, 2004

Chimp

Infantile or mischeivous individual. A person with a childlike sense of humour.

Stop being such a chimp

by M McGraw February 22, 2003

Chimp

(Verb)

To lose all human control and revert back to one's simian roots. Usually resulting from seeing an attractive woman or, if you are a comic book fan, a mint copy of The Avengers #1.

Did you see that girl at the club that I was talking to last night? I was really chimping for her.

Mark looked at the woman and began to chimp heavily.

by Masner May 1, 2009

Chimp

1. (noun): an anthropoid ape (Pan troglodytes) of equatorial Africa that is smaller and more arboreal than the gorilla

2. (noun): Pete Sampras (usually used with "the" and capitalized)

1. The chimp is smarter than The President.

2. The Chimp was one of the greatest tennis players of all time.

by orion October 7, 2003