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ass and chetos 

To be offensively smelly. A smell so strong it has the ability to live on its own.
Damn man you smell like ass and chetos!

Flamin hot chetos 

flamin hot chetos is a term used for very bad cases of diarrhea, the word is the same in both in past tense and present tense.

The term flamin hot chetos is not be confused with the product Flamin hot cheetos.
Person 1 "Why didn't you come to my sisters wedding?!"
Person 2:" I still had flamin hot chetos from the taco tuesday earlier at work"

Neatos Cheetos 

When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers
Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos
Neatos Cheetos by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021

Coffee Cheetos Chicken 

What's in the crate? Oh dude there's a fucking knife, there's coffee cheetos chicken!
Coffee Cheetos Chicken by Navybog February 15, 2018

sucking dick for cheetos 

The act of doing something for no possible reason or form of payout.
"Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"
sucking dick for cheetos by Black21 October 14, 2013

flaming hot cheetoshit 

When you eat an entire bag of flaming hot Cheetos and when you have diarrhea
The next day (and you will have diarrhea) it is blood red and you think you are dying.
I was drinking beer and eating flaming hot Cheetos. The next morning I thought I was shitting blood until the burning started. I realized that I was taking a flaming hot cheetoshit.
flaming hot cheetoshit by Metalhed1 December 28, 2013
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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