Chetos 

From Irving, Texas. Meaning Shit

Oh Chetos, Here comes that one foo.

Chetos by Dj Chuckey February 27, 2005

ass and chetos 

To be offensively smelly. A smell so strong it has the ability to live on its own.

Damn man you smell like ass and chetos!

ass and chetos by Whitetail_warrior June 7, 2022

Flamin hot chetos 

flamin hot chetos is a term used for very bad cases of diarrhea, the word is the same in both in past tense and present tense.

The term flamin hot chetos is not be confused with the product Flamin hot cheetos.

Person 1 "Why didn't you come to my sisters wedding?!"
Person 2:" I still had flamin hot chetos from the taco tuesday earlier at work"

Flamin hot chetos by RealDicTri May 18, 2022

Neatos Cheetos 

When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers

Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos

Neatos Cheetos by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021

Coffee Cheetos Chicken 

The definition of a Jerma joke.

What's in the crate? Oh dude there's a fucking knife, there's coffee cheetos chicken!

Coffee Cheetos Chicken by Navybog February 15, 2018

sucking dick for cheetos 

The act of doing something for no possible reason or form of payout.

"Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"

sucking dick for cheetos by Black21 October 14, 2013

flaming hot cheetoshit 

When you eat an entire bag of flaming hot Cheetos and when you have diarrhea
The next day (and you will have diarrhea) it is blood red and you think you are dying.

I was drinking beer and eating flaming hot Cheetos. The next morning I thought I was shitting blood until the burning started. I realized that I was taking a flaming hot cheetoshit.

flaming hot cheetoshit by Metalhed1 December 28, 2013