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A stingy person, never kind, who only cares about himself. He usually does not return favors and takes advantage of those given by others.
"The day before yesterday we all offered a drink except for X who scrounged it from us" "Okay, obviously, X is a CHETOSO"
Chetoso by Masson's on 3! August 27, 2023
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ass and chetos 

To be offensively smelly. A smell so strong it has the ability to live on its own.
Damn man you smell like ass and chetos!
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From Irving, Texas. Meaning Shit
Oh Chetos, Here comes that one foo.
Chetos by Dj Chuckey February 27, 2005
69ing a male german sherpard, with a butt plug in your asshole wasted on some good crank with five black men giving you a bukkake.
"Wo got their dick wet at that Chetson last night?"
"Somebody blew a load on my back and my butt plug fell out."
"ahhhhhhhhhbahahahah"
Chetson by pussymasters April 9, 2009

Flamin hot chetos 

flamin hot chetos is a term used for very bad cases of diarrhea, the word is the same in both in past tense and present tense.

The term flamin hot chetos is not be confused with the product Flamin hot cheetos.
Person 1 "Why didn't you come to my sisters wedding?!"
Person 2:" I still had flamin hot chetos from the taco tuesday earlier at work"
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