Cheesed toaster 

The aftermath of a Sergal and Protogen having some fun times

I had some rough sex with this protogen girl last night, you should have seen it. Was a real cheesed toaster.

Cheesed toaster by Anonymous Protogen October 22, 2022

Cream Cheese Toaster 

When you are titty fucking a lady and just before you nut you squish her supple breasts together to hide the tip of your wiener and let your semen squeeze out the top like cream cheese out of a toaster.

So my lady asked me for some titty titty bang bang last night and I gave her a Cream Cheese Toaster.

Cream Cheese Toaster by acidonion August 31, 2016

cheese-toaster

A sword.

Adumbrated in Shakespeare, Henry V, II, Nym: "... I will wink and hold out mine iron. It is a simple one; but what though? It will toast cheese, and it will endure cold as another man's sword will."

The knight stared menacingly at his enemy, before unsheathing his cheese-toaster and charging.

cheese-toaster by Chika January 15, 2007

toaster grilled cheese 

When Ella's Pans are all dirty so she sticks a cheese sandwich in a toaster, getting melted cheese all over the place. She then sets off the smoke alarm because she burnt the toast.

"FUCK MY TOASTER GRILLED CHEESE"

toaster grilled cheese by Candle Porn June 26, 2017

Cheese and toasted 

The thing that workers at Subway say in an Indian accent.

Eg

Guy: I'll have a footlong cold cut on Italian please.

Subway guy: Cheese and toasted????

Cheese and toasted by BRMB101 May 26, 2016

Toasted Cheese Sandwich 

This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.

The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.

Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"

Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."

Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."

Toasted Cheese Sandwich by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011

toasted cheese sandwich 

Ever tried a muff dive the morning after?

emuff said

toasted cheese sandwich by Thabo Mbeki (Another Kaffer) October 25, 2003