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Definitions by Chika

Oh look at this big kaka I did
Kaka by Chika April 22, 2017

sloppy shopping seconds 

When a person goes shopping with one person, then goes shopping immediately after with a third person but has no interest in buying or looking at anything because they were all shopped out from the first trip.
Stephen went shopping with his nasty ex girlfriend for five hours, and his friend Shane got his sloppy shopping seconds for about 45 minutes before he quit.

incorrect fuck 

Someone who is completely and utterly wrong in terms of the words flowing from their mouth. Either they are bullshitting intentionally or are just speaking about something they do not understand, yet in an arrogant, know-it-all fashion.
Steven, you are an incorrect fuck.

She is such an incorrect fuck, she doesn't know what she's talking about.
incorrect fuck by Chika March 17, 2010

deserves a medal

deserves a medal, (he or she)

A constant hard worker.

"You deserve a medal" is a commendation to someone for doing something oneself would not like to have done.
"Paul cleaned out the gutter for me, that man deserves a medal."
deserves a medal by Chika February 9, 2007

cheese-toaster

A sword.

Adumbrated in Shakespeare, Henry V, II, Nym: "... I will wink and hold out mine iron. It is a simple one; but what though? It will toast cheese, and it will endure cold as another man's sword will."
The knight stared menacingly at his enemy, before unsheathing his cheese-toaster and charging.
cheese-toaster by Chika January 15, 2007
A drink before breakfast. Originally used by farm labourers before they began a non-union day's harvesting.
John read the paper and ate some bacon and eggs, but not before having a dew-drink to start off the day.
dew-drink by Chika January 13, 2007
1. A rejection or refusal.

2. An explanation that something did not occur.

In either instance, "no dice" is used to indicate that there is no chance or probability of the event happening. Dice represents the likelyhood of whatever item taking place (by the roll of the die), and not having dice means that there is not even a slim chance.
1.
Boy: Will you go out with me?
Girl: No dice. (No chance in hell.)

2.
"I was hoping that I would run into her at the park, but no dice." (She was not at the park, therefore there was never any possibility.)
no dice by Chika January 8, 2007