Definitions by acidonion

Cream Cheese Toaster 

When you are titty fucking a lady and just before you nut you squish her supple breasts together to hide the tip of your wiener and let your semen squeeze out the top like cream cheese out of a toaster.

So my lady asked me for some titty titty bang bang last night and I gave her a Cream Cheese Toaster.

Cream Cheese Toaster by acidonion August 31, 2016

Medical Fact 

When someone knows they are incorrect about how the body deals with forgien ailments, they cite that it is a medical fact to prove that they know what they are talking about and everyone else is uneducated.

Girl: You cant get the same cold twice
Guy: Ummm. yeah you can.
Girl: No, its a Medical Fact!
Guy: Sounds like a Wikipedia Fact...

Medical Fact by acidonion December 30, 2010