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The only fast food place in the known universe where the lids don't fit the cups correctly.

They make up for it by making some badass cookies.
Guy 1: Dude! What happened?!

Guy 2: I went to grab my drink from the top and the cup fell to the fucking ground, unleashing the flood gates of the Panama Canal onto my new shoes. At least I got a free Subway cookie out of it.
by ronronson March 12, 2013
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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a place that makes awesome subs but won't help u lose wieght as well as they say.
subway is one of the best places to eat i know of.
by jay August 03, 2003
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The only restaurant where ducks eat for free.
Let me have the steak fajita sub, but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck.
by Bibbins May 27, 2005
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1. A train that is used for urban transit
2. A restaurant that serves filling and fresh food, my personal favorite, but jerry didnt lose his weight there
subway resturants will not make you lose weight unless you have one of those "under 6 grams of fat" 6 inch subs without subsause or mayo. TRUE: if you have a 12 inch sub, doesnt matter what sub it is if you add subsause and mayo to it, the sauses alone will be 440 calories... the other ones are relatively heathy though
by o.0 ? December 11, 2005
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Someone who has a penis of 1 foot, referring to the foot long sandwich sold in Subway.
Tom: dude my dick is 12".

Graeme: Idk you was a Subway, you legend!
by Joe Alt February 24, 2012
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A restaraunt that serves nutritious sandwiches in two sizes: six inches and foot-long. Their sandwiches, while being somewhat costly, are still delicious and filling.
Subway is not only for the obese.
by victor August 05, 2004
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