The only fast food place in the known universe where the lids don't fit the cups correctly.

They make up for it by making some badass cookies.
Guy 1: Dude! What happened?!

Guy 2: I went to grab my drink from the top and the cup fell to the fucking ground, unleashing the flood gates of the Panama Canal onto my new shoes. At least I got a free Subway cookie out of it.
by ronronson March 12, 2013
a place that makes awesome subs but won't help u lose wieght as well as they say.
subway is one of the best places to eat i know of.
by jay August 3, 2003
The only restaurant where ducks eat for free.
Let me have the steak fajita sub, but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck.
by Bibbins May 27, 2005
Someone who has a penis of 1 foot, referring to the foot long sandwich sold in Subway.
Tom: dude my dick is 12".

Graeme: Idk you was a Subway, you legend!
by Joe Alt February 25, 2012
A Place that gives me mad diarrhea cramps, and even more lethal diarrhea waterfalls.
I just had subway. And now I have liquified shit shooting from my ass.
by mogleythemonkeyman April 20, 2010
A restaraunt that serves nutritious sandwiches in two sizes: six inches and foot-long. Their sandwiches, while being somewhat costly, are still delicious and filling.
Subway is not only for the obese.
by victor August 5, 2004
Excellent food chain for fat asses who want to lose weight.
Subway kicks ass
by FhillyMan July 20, 2003