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Chatalyst

A website for anonymous one on one chat (chatalyst.co). Like omegle or chatroulette but without the creeps.
User: hey how's it going?
User: hey how's it going?
User: what?? I'm trying to say ASL wtf
You: yeah Chatalyst filters that out so people like you don't bother people like me
User has disconnected from the chat...
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Clint Catalyst

has a Wiki page long enough to make even lit geeks "tl; dr" that shit.

Elder (though not the eldest) of the scene royalty or scene kings. Visually known for his anti-scene take on the whole dapper thing which actually made him a scene king by breaking the sceneotype: wears lots of mini-top hats or over sized top hats with make-up. A bit gender fluid. Also definitely an L.A. socialite though is actually a fop as far as socioeconomic status. Sometimes he's hired as a scene royalty host for parties, is rumored to get paid just to show up places for his name to be on the ads so he'll draw in "that" crowd. While lots of scene kids claim to be models and are actually just 5'2" girls with rich parents (see Hanna Beth ), Clint has modeled for the covers of books, magazines, editorial spreads for Diesel, etc. He's had two books published, which makes him a minor celeb of sorts -- I guess. Either that or the "acting" crap on his imdb page.

Pro: Doesn't boast about modeling...in fact, makes fun of it. Unlike hanna beth, he actually accomplishes things: movie roles, published books, etc. Seems to have had relations (or relationships?) with nearly every cewebrity from coast to coast: Jeffree Star, Chris Crocker, Audrey Kitching, Cory Kennedy, Kaiden Blake...list goes on, but anything that might have gone wrong or caused "falling outs" is not spoken about in interviews or on-line comments. (Example: stupid "comment war" between Hanna Beth and Jeffree Star on Buzznet.) Another pro: actually has somewhat of a brain, and somehow makes it into regular discussions of scenesters on the Live Journal snark community efagz without having a million friends on buzznet and my space.

Major pro or con, depending on who's the judge: is often photographed with Audrey Kitching, both modeling and at pretentious parties (shit covered on WireImage, Getty, Splash News, Corbis).

His whole dapper/fop look seems to get him sponsored by companies into that type of foofy thing. Audrey Kitching has now joined him on the mini-hat bandwagon, so we'll all be subjected to them whether or not we want to be.

Also: has hair extensions like some scene girl. Caused a lot of losers to get butthurt when he joined a hategroup about him on LJ.
Fangirl: Check out the guy in make-up and a suit by the stage. Total Clint Catalyst rip off.

Scenegirl: Whatevs. Like Clint Catalyst would even GO to a show. I overheard him bitching about how he has no desire to 'sweat and rub bodies with crimped-hair kids.' Can you believe that prick?

Fangirl: Yeah, I can. I love him.

Scenegirl: I don't even know who you are right now...
by Devil's Johnson October 17, 2008
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Chatastrophic

Adjective describing terrible banter or a person with terrible banter
I had to sit next to Sally at dinner last night. She was chatastrophic!
by dr ben June 28, 2009
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Clint Catalyst

Clint Catalyst is referenced on Urban Dictionary for being one of todays scene kings, but there is much more to him than that. The following information was taken from his wikipedia page; Clint Catalyst is an openly gay American author, actor, screenwriter, television producer, spoken word performer, stylist, and self-described “accidental model".

Clint is best known for his book Cottonmouth Kisses, which was released in the summer of 2000 through the San Francisco-based publisher Manic D Press. The book went into its second printing in 2007.
Further information on Clint Catalyst can be found on his wikipedia listing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clint_Catalyst
by Little-Miss-Scare-All October 15, 2008
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chatastrophe

A chatastrophe is any typically sudden, disastrous event that occurs during online chat- whether in chat rooms or private messaging.
Room Two was noted as a peaceable room of cozy fellowship chat amongst civilized habitués. After Room One experienced the chatastrophe of a vengeful bot-loading booter, Room One chatters jumped ship and found their way over to Room Two like so many flotsam-borne rats. This sat uneasily upon the regulars of Two, as the Oners were a virtual rogues gallery of the more virulent personality disorders. In their turn, the Room Two chatters regarded the influx of Oners as a chatastrophe.
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catalytic converter

catalytic converter an emissions control device put on cars since the 1970s uses heat and chemical reaction to burn off pollutants in exhaust gas
my cars catalytic converter plugged up and got red hot setting my car on fire luckily it was handled quickly no real damage done to the car
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Clint Catalyst

Dandy, Fop, E-Celebrity, Scene King, these idle labels are thrown clumsily at every new internet based he-she who stumbles gracelessly onto our little viewing windows.

Clint Catalyst however transcends these stereotypes we've come to despise by having one thing on his side; some actual talent and charisma for a change.

Crawling out of the southern states he achieved initial fame through the publication of his much reverred collection of short stories "Cottonmouth Kisses".

Already on its second printing, it showcased a voice, wit and style that would eventually lure Catalyst through a veritable spectrum of creative partnerships including his co-eddited collection of short stories with Michelle Tea (Pills, Thrills, Chills and Heartache) acting, television work, modelling, music videos, hosting, styling, script writing ...

Put frankly, if you're going to be listening to the eccentric rantings of a self made celebrity, then you may as well be listening to Clint Catalyst... if only for the good grammar.
Scene Kid: Oh look over there, is that... Clint Catalyst?

Chum: Nah, it can't be, he doesn't look smug enough. And the hats far too small.
by DarkDrax March 4, 2009
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