Chatalytics 

The analytics of chatrooms and other chat-related services

I was checking out the chatalytics on CollegeOnly and realized TONS of people are using it

Chatalytics by Chatalyst September 30, 2010

catalytic converter

catalytic converter an emissions control device put on cars since the 1970s uses heat and chemical reaction to burn off pollutants in exhaust gas

my cars catalytic converter plugged up and got red hot setting my car on fire luckily it was handled quickly no real damage done to the car

catalytic converter by littlejimmie May 28, 2019

catalytic converter

A catalytic converter is a small pipe, in which temperatures get so hot, it will help convert the exhaust gas into a more environmentally safe fume and decrease pollution emitted from a vehicles exhaust and reduce the smell of gasoline.
Removing a catalytic converter could make the exhaust 30-70 percent louder than the exhaust with the Catalytic Converter. In some states, running without a catalytic converter could be illegal and the fine could be as much as $2000.

Eliminating the catalytic converter from your system will not affect the overall performance values of the bike.

catalytic converter by Jermey August 6, 2005

Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter) 

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.

"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"

Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter) by Vindavjck November 19, 2004

cuntalytics

Using state-of-the-art technology like graphical pattern recognition to garner data about your personal life without your express permission.

If you have ever been in the background of a photo whilst having a beer at a restaurant, at a ball game cheering on your team or minding your own business on the bus. Chances are there's an organization who has sold information about where you were, what brand of beer you drink, your favorite team and the friends you were with at the time.

Q: What! Why am I getting adverts for Blue Waffles? That makes no sense!
A: You are the victim of cuntalytics my friend. They don't always get it right.

cuntalytics by SeeUNextTuesdayHoney June 27, 2016

Catalytic Converter

A person who's ex turned gay after breaking up with them

"Did you hear that Nick's ex-girlfriend turned gay because of him?"
"Yeah he's such a Catalytic Converter for that!"

Catalytic Converter by Radiance92 September 12, 2023

Catalytic Accelerationism

A moderate form of accelerationism focused on collapsing an entire system through a single, decisive catalyst or cataclysm—rather than the gradual erosion of classical accelerationism or the targeted process-acceleration of catalystism. Where classical accelerationism advocates letting systems decay naturally over time, and catalystism seeks to accelerate specific processes within systems, catalytic accelerationism aims for the big bang: one well-placed spark that brings the whole structure down at once. It's the difference between waiting for a building to crumble (classical), speeding up its decay (catalystism), and placing explosives at key structural points (catalytic). Catalytic accelerationists study systems for their single point of failure—the one trigger that, if pulled, collapses everything. They're often found in online political communities, both pro-Western and anti-Western, dreaming of the moment when their chosen catalyst—an election, a crisis, a revelation—will finally bring the whole edifice crashing down.

Catalytic Accelerationism Example: "He didn't want to wait for the system to fail naturally, nor did he just want to speed up individual processes. He wanted the whole thing to fall, now, in one glorious collapse. So he studied the system for its single point of failure—the one trigger that would bring it all down. When he thought he'd found it, he became a catalytic accelerationist: waiting, watching, ready to apply the catalyst that would end it all. Whether he was right or wrong, no one would know until the moment came—or didn't."

Catalytic Accelerationism by Abzugal February 19, 2026