by AwesomeButGeeky246 February 26, 2015
You: i know you're there.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I am here
You: you weren't going to initiate?
Stranger: I wasn't intending to
Stranger: no
You: oh, and why is that?
Stranger: I'd rather be engaged
Stranger: than engage someone
You: yet, you're on this website. don't you find that slightly hypocritical?
Stranger: I'm here to be entertained
Stranger: I have no incentive to entertain
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I am here
You: you weren't going to initiate?
Stranger: I wasn't intending to
Stranger: no
You: oh, and why is that?
Stranger: I'd rather be engaged
Stranger: than engage someone
You: yet, you're on this website. don't you find that slightly hypocritical?
Stranger: I'm here to be entertained
Stranger: I have no incentive to entertain
I'm looking for this stranger from omegle.
by iNeedToFindYou July 24, 2012
welcome to omegle
YOU-sup
stranger-hey, A/S/L?
YOU-16/M/mexico
stranger-mexico huh?
YOU- yup, im in the cocaine buisness
stranger-...
YOU-want some coke?
stranger-STRANGER HAS DISCONNECTED
YOU-sup
stranger-hey, A/S/L?
YOU-16/M/mexico
stranger-mexico huh?
YOU- yup, im in the cocaine buisness
stranger-...
YOU-want some coke?
stranger-STRANGER HAS DISCONNECTED
by ShittyHawk5000-seeminglyscene? August 05, 2009
a website where you chat with complete strangers; its pretty much where I chat up brazilian chicks and bother everyone else; some people try to be funny but they say jokes I've already heard
Hi you're on Omegle!!
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: I am 21.
You: Girl from Taiwan
Stranger: O cool. what do you do in Taiwan?
You: I eat panda.
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: I am 21.
You: Girl from Taiwan
Stranger: O cool. what do you do in Taiwan?
You: I eat panda.
by The Ill3st April 13, 2009
A chatroom which attracts either paedophiles and horny males that start their conversations with asl? (age-sex-location) or white people eager to see other white people but are shocked when they turn on their webcams to find coloured people with access to the internet.
One of the most pointless inventions of the web.
One of the most pointless inventions of the web.
A typical paedophilic conversation on omegle
40 year old guy : ASL
15 year old girl : 18, female CA
40 year old guy : nice Im 18 from CA too lol lmao rofl lets get together
40 year old guy : ASL
15 year old girl : 18, female CA
40 year old guy : nice Im 18 from CA too lol lmao rofl lets get together
by Evenstar03 May 07, 2013
A website in which you can chat with a complete stranger from anywhere around the world at any time of the day. You are you and stranger is stranger. No info need be shared. Nevertheless, "ASL?" (age, sex, location) is the first question "stranger" asks you (unless the first thing asked is "horny?"). Expect to be approached 5/10 times by a guy who has so much sexual tension inside him that he has resorted to this website. 4/10 times, you will be approached by either someone from India, Indonesia, Korea, or any other oriental Asian country. Usually, these people are either sexualy frustrated or are just strange. Thankfully, the "disconnect" button comes in handy at this time. Finally, 1/10 times, you will encounter someone who seems pretty normal. You talk a little, exchange some info, and maybe even go on to chat through a webcam, a recent feauture omegle has to offer.
Overall, it's a pretty cool website and is great when you are bored or just want to talk and meet people. Some, however, take it to the next level and actually continue to communicate with "stranger," whomever that may be, through Facebook, or even find themselves actually meeting this person. Sure, there is a chance this person could be normal, but don't be dismayed when Chris Hanson is the face of the 16 year old hotie you thought you were talking to.
So, omegle is just for fun. Keep it to "you" and "stranger." No more.
Overall, it's a pretty cool website and is great when you are bored or just want to talk and meet people. Some, however, take it to the next level and actually continue to communicate with "stranger," whomever that may be, through Facebook, or even find themselves actually meeting this person. Sure, there is a chance this person could be normal, but don't be dismayed when Chris Hanson is the face of the 16 year old hotie you thought you were talking to.
So, omegle is just for fun. Keep it to "you" and "stranger." No more.
How a typical chat may play out on omegle.com:
Stranger: Hi :)
You: Hey =)
Stranger: asl??
You: 19 male California. you?
Stranger: 16 female California :) where in cali?
You: LA area. you?
Stranger: OMG! SAME! If you don't mind me asking, what's your name?
You: hahaha
You: Bernie Lion. You?
Stranger: Veronica Henke :) do you have a webcam?
You: Yeah :)
Stranger: Hi :)
You: Hey =)
Stranger: asl??
You: 19 male California. you?
Stranger: 16 female California :) where in cali?
You: LA area. you?
Stranger: OMG! SAME! If you don't mind me asking, what's your name?
You: hahaha
You: Bernie Lion. You?
Stranger: Veronica Henke :) do you have a webcam?
You: Yeah :)
by judysequoia November 30, 2010
stranger has connected
12F: hii F
50M: Hello , age?
12F: 12
50M: Oh 13M ;)
50M: Wanna meet irl?
12F: yess :3
50M: adress?
12F: ############ 3673 street ! ^-^
50M: :)
12F: where are we meeting up?
50M: In the park.
12F: okie! ><
2 days later..
BREAKING NEWS: 12 year old girl found dead, her body was found stuffed in garbage bag.
omegle is not a safe place.. as you can tell
12F: hii F
50M: Hello , age?
12F: 12
50M: Oh 13M ;)
50M: Wanna meet irl?
12F: yess :3
50M: adress?
12F: ############ 3673 street ! ^-^
50M: :)
12F: where are we meeting up?
50M: In the park.
12F: okie! ><
2 days later..
BREAKING NEWS: 12 year old girl found dead, her body was found stuffed in garbage bag.
omegle is not a safe place.. as you can tell
by lila ^o^ April 12, 2021