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Chalbert 

1) A nickname given to one who is exceptionally awesome at all things.

2) One who has a million stories about everything.
3) One who is not shy about bodily noises.
4) Someone with extreme game.
Remember that guy in class today with the hilarious story? That guy was a real Chalbert.
Chalbert by kittykittykittycat February 14, 2010
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chabberton 

A stupid kid that has no life and all he does is play video games. He is bullied and looked down on. His favorite number is 9.
Gosh, your such a Chabberton

lacey chabert 

Possibly the hottset woman alive. She was in mean girls but she was way hotter that that blonde bitch
I would do Lacey Chabert any day of the year
lacey chabert by BigBalla May 5, 2005
A hairy boy who is quiet but sometimes talks alot to certain people. Hater of chocolate and loves to poop. His best friend has to be cool cause anyone he talks to is. His best friend is either a hunky male or a beautiful gal.
friend: did u see that girl?
Other friend: id tap that!
Calbert: dude that's my friend
Friends: mineblown dude ur such a calbert
Calbert: freaks
calbert by Gayboy362 January 24, 2014
The huge family out of New York now spread all over the U.S. Chilbert is the americanized version of Ciliberto (Ch-ill-e-bear-to)
The Chilbert family is Italian, don't disrespect!
chilbert by Anonymous October 31, 2003
chilbertous-maxous-headous
a rare human creature found only in oakville ontario. he is characterized by his asian apperance and his oversize head which actually works as both a storage area for his brain (no one said he ever uses it) and a weapon (come on something that big is got to be scary)
chilbert by chili-d July 16, 2003
A chilbert is when one cannot be fucked to do anything. You can nail a chilbert. It is best to nail a chilbert when you should be at work. Refreshments and good TV is essential to 'nail a chilbert'
Fuck going to work, I'm just going to smash the shit out of a chilbert instead.
Chilbert by roozcock March 3, 2010
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