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The huge family out of New York now spread all over the U.S. Chilbert is the americanized version of Ciliberto (Ch-ill-e-bear-to)
The Chilbert family is Italian, don't disrespect!
chilbert by Anonymous October 31, 2003
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chilbertous-maxous-headous
a rare human creature found only in oakville ontario. he is characterized by his asian apperance and his oversize head which actually works as both a storage area for his brain (no one said he ever uses it) and a weapon (come on something that big is got to be scary)
chilbert by chili-d July 16, 2003
A chilbert is when one cannot be fucked to do anything. You can nail a chilbert. It is best to nail a chilbert when you should be at work. Refreshments and good TV is essential to 'nail a chilbert'
Fuck going to work, I'm just going to smash the shit out of a chilbert instead.
Chilbert by roozcock March 3, 2010

Chalbert 

1) A nickname given to one who is exceptionally awesome at all things.

2) One who has a million stories about everything.
3) One who is not shy about bodily noises.
4) Someone with extreme game.
Remember that guy in class today with the hilarious story? That guy was a real Chalbert.
Chalbert by kittykittykittycat February 14, 2010
Is a strong, beautiful and smart women. She brave and unique. She can brighten up your day in just one smile from her. She passionate of what she likes.
Taena mo cilbert ginibuhan taka na oh HAHHA
cilbert by Pitetai June 9, 2021
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