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chilbertous-maxous-headous
a rare human creature found only in oakville ontario. he is characterized by his asian apperance and his oversize head which actually works as both a storage area for his brain (no one said he ever uses it) and a weapon (come on something that big is got to be scary)
chilbert by chili-d July 16, 2003
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A chilbert is when one cannot be fucked to do anything. You can nail a chilbert. It is best to nail a chilbert when you should be at work. Refreshments and good TV is essential to 'nail a chilbert'
Fuck going to work, I'm just going to smash the shit out of a chilbert instead.
Chilbert by roozcock March 3, 2010

Chalbert 

1) A nickname given to one who is exceptionally awesome at all things.

2) One who has a million stories about everything.
3) One who is not shy about bodily noises.
4) Someone with extreme game.
Remember that guy in class today with the hilarious story? That guy was a real Chalbert.
Chalbert by kittykittykittycat February 14, 2010
Is a strong, beautiful and smart women. She brave and unique. She can brighten up your day in just one smile from her. She passionate of what she likes.
Taena mo cilbert ginibuhan taka na oh HAHHA
cilbert by Pitetai June 9, 2021

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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