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A hairy boy who is quiet but sometimes talks alot to certain people. Hater of chocolate and loves to poop. His best friend has to be cool cause anyone he talks to is. His best friend is either a hunky male or a beautiful gal.
friend: did u see that girl?
Other friend: id tap that!
Calbert: dude that's my friend
Friends: mineblown dude ur such a calbert
Calbert: freaks
by Gayboy362 January 21, 2014
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