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chilbertous-maxous-headous
a rare human creature found only in oakville ontario. he is characterized by his asian apperance and his oversize head which actually works as both a storage area for his brain (no one said he ever uses it) and a weapon (come on something that big is got to be scary)
chilbert by chili-d July 16, 2003
A chilbert is when one cannot be fucked to do anything. You can nail a chilbert. It is best to nail a chilbert when you should be at work. Refreshments and good TV is essential to 'nail a chilbert'
Fuck going to work, I'm just going to smash the shit out of a chilbert instead.
Chilbert by roozcock March 3, 2010

Chalbert 

1) A nickname given to one who is exceptionally awesome at all things.

2) One who has a million stories about everything.
3) One who is not shy about bodily noises.
4) Someone with extreme game.
Remember that guy in class today with the hilarious story? That guy was a real Chalbert.
Chalbert by kittykittykittycat February 14, 2010
Is a strong, beautiful and smart women. She brave and unique. She can brighten up your day in just one smile from her. She passionate of what she likes.
Taena mo cilbert ginibuhan taka na oh HAHHA
cilbert by Pitetai June 9, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026