Skip to main content

Cendoma

Cendoma is a kid who would think AP classes are easy. He tends to talk a lot because everyone needs to know he’s salutatorian. He might absolutely suck at murder mystery games, but he knows how to cancel a whole Instagram account in under 2 hours. He also runs in track because he’s a lengthy boy. STOP SNORTING ALTOIDS DUMBASS!
Cendoma is too freaking tall.

We get it Cendoma ur salutatorian!
by CrispyK May 31, 2020
mugGet the Cendoma mug.

condomaximum

the vast material rewards that await those who eschew condoms or other birth control and when pregnancy inevitably occurs, toe the pro-life party line and thus boost political careers.
Wow, all Bristol Palin had to do to reap the condomaximum was not use birth control or have abortions.
by litbrit June 14, 2010
mugGet the condomaximum mug.

condomasturbate

to masturbate into a condom.
Whenever he masturbates, he condomasturbates.
by uttam maharjan October 13, 2011
mugGet the condomasturbate mug.

Condoman

When she has a suspicious vagina but you don't like using protection, so you add a third. The condoman fucks your girl while you fuck him, serving as a barrier between yall.
Person 1: So how'd it go with Yewel?
Person 2: She had some warts on her vag and a latex allergy, so I called my Condoman in and he helped facilitate our sex.
by penismachine September 29, 2019
mugGet the Condoman mug.

Condomate

The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'
Girl: You ready babe?

Man: One minute I have to Condomate
by Sebubby January 14, 2020
mugGet the Condomate mug.

demonic cendome

A person who is bipolar, insane, and homophobic.
Guy1: You see that gut over there?
Guy2: The quiet looking one?
Guy1: Yeah
Guy2: He is a demonic cendome don't mess with him.
by ThatOneGuyThatKnowsAThingOrTwo February 12, 2017
mugGet the demonic cendome mug.

Condomarcado

To be annoyed, pissed, or suicidal due to the actions from a person with red hair.
You know what, I’ve had it with Dylan Kaylor. He makes me feel condomarcado.
by RedHeadHater42 April 5, 2023
mugGet the Condomarcado mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email