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Cendoma is a kid who would think AP classes are easy. He tends to talk a lot because everyone needs to know he’s salutatorian. He might absolutely suck at murder mystery games, but he knows how to cancel a whole Instagram account in under 2 hours. He also runs in track because he’s a lengthy boy. STOP SNORTING ALTOIDS DUMBASS!
Cendoma is too freaking tall.

We get it Cendoma ur salutatorian!
Cendoma by CrispyK May 31, 2020
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condomaximum 

the vast material rewards that await those who eschew condoms or other birth control and when pregnancy inevitably occurs, toe the pro-life party line and thus boost political careers.
Wow, all Bristol Palin had to do to reap the condomaximum was not use birth control or have abortions.
condomaximum by litbrit June 14, 2010

condomasturbate 

to masturbate into a condom.
Whenever he masturbates, he condomasturbates.
condomasturbate by uttam maharjan October 13, 2011

Condoman 

When she has a suspicious vagina but you don't like using protection, so you add a third. The condoman fucks your girl while you fuck him, serving as a barrier between yall.
Person 1: So how'd it go with Yewel?
Person 2: She had some warts on her vag and a latex allergy, so I called my Condoman in and he helped facilitate our sex.
Condoman by penismachine September 29, 2019

Condomate 

The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'
Girl: You ready babe?

Man: One minute I have to Condomate
Condomate by Sebubby January 14, 2020

demonic cendome 

A person who is bipolar, insane, and homophobic.
Guy1: You see that gut over there?
Guy2: The quiet looking one?
Guy1: Yeah
Guy2: He is a demonic cendome don't mess with him.

Condomarcado 

To be annoyed, pissed, or suicidal due to the actions from a person with red hair.
You know what, I’ve had it with Dylan Kaylor. He makes me feel condomarcado.
Condomarcado by RedHeadHater42 April 5, 2023