Definitions by CrispyK

Tawney 

Tawney is a nick name for tall blond boys who really only have a good sense of humor. He thinks a lot of people judge him for his “track record” but most people don’t know about it, until he says something.

Tawney totally looks like an uncooked noodle

Oh Tawney? He’s a solid 6

Tawney by CrispyK May 31, 2020

Cendoma 

Cendoma is a kid who would think AP classes are easy. He tends to talk a lot because everyone needs to know he’s salutatorian. He might absolutely suck at murder mystery games, but he knows how to cancel a whole Instagram account in under 2 hours. He also runs in track because he’s a lengthy boy. STOP SNORTING ALTOIDS DUMBASS!

Cendoma is too freaking tall.

We get it Cendoma ur salutatorian!

Cendoma by CrispyK May 31, 2020

ben pennings 

A good hearted country boy that just wants to sit down and fuck a truck. He tends to say the n-word but with an A at the end because he’s the coolest cat around. He wants a good country chick that requires absolutely no attention ever so she stays out of his way and doesn’t bother him. Ben Pennings tends to not be the brightest, but he’s a good old hard working American boy.

“Man I aspire to be a ben penning’ when I grow up”
“Watch ur ladies friends around that Ben pennings”

ben pennings by CrispyK May 20, 2020