Celesy

An angel from WV. Happens to be beautiful and caring. Really doesnt mix well with other girls unless you're equally as bitchy. She has a big booty and an even bigger heart.

Damn, that girl is fire. She must be a Celesy.

Celesy by FOH. Dumb hoe. February 9, 2017

Celeste 

Angels are jealous of her beauty. Every man in this world adores her. She is the perfect human being. A unique girl . Any guy would be lucky to have her. Immensely intelligent, although she can have that cute-stupid attitude that makes men fall for her. Great smile, perfect sense of humour. Must not be seen wearing glasses. Inspires others, especially wanna-be artists. She is one of the nine muses, and surely the best of them. If you are lucky, you can meet one Celeste in your life. Does not like to repeat what she says. Can be stressful at times, but that can be fixed if you make her laugh by imitating people she knows! A dreamy wifey. Overall, she is one in a million

-Oh God, i think i have fallen in love with Celeste!
-Cállate Klaus, don't be so stupid!
-She is my muse guys! You will never undestand...

Celeste by Klaus_November April 11, 2015

Mortal Celery State 

1. A state of physical health in which the very act of wiping sweat from one's brow produces more sweat than was originally present.

2. When medical attention must seek you.

Did you hear about Bryan Palpers? He's entered the Mortal Celery State!

Mortal Celery State by chonboi January 21, 2009

celestia ludenberg 

A girl who hides the fact that she’s terrified for her life after murdering 2 people with the justice hammer and stuffing a guy in a transformer suit and shoving him in a locker.

So I cried over celestia ludenberg’s death today.

celestia ludenberg by Bi_Lie.uwu May 16, 2020

Princess Celestia

Princess Celestia is a character in the current My Little Pony series. She is a tall winged unicorn with a white coat and tri-coloured mane, and she is notable for her much larger size in relation to other ponies in the show.

Princess Celestia is one of the two rulers (her co-ruler being her sister Princess Luna) who preside over Equestria, the fictional land in which the My Little Pony show is based. Princess Celestia functions as the head of state during daylight hours, and has many responsibilities including raising and lowering the sun each day. She also acts as a mentor / support figure to Twilight Sparkle and friends.

There has been no mention within the show as to why she is a princess and not a queen, but it has been unofficially acknowledged that this comes across as more 'friendly' to the target audience of the show.

Despite being posessed of formidable magical abilities she does have her limits as evidenced by certain episodes of the show. As with her sister she is also attributed with immortality.

She has a kind disposition and many positive attributes; but sadly she lacks a lot of character background, so more detail is difficult to provide.

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna form a type of governmental system known as a 'Diarchy'.

Princess Celestia is remarkable for being one of only three ponies with both wings and a horn. Her stature and status guarantee she stands out wherever she goes.

Princess Celestia is a pony well versed in the magic of friendship.

Princess Celestia by Lyra Heartstrings December 13, 2012

False Celery 

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.

As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."

False Celery by boatbutter August 22, 2006

celery generals 

A Tom Green-derived game that requires two people to each have their own celery general (a celery torso, celery arms, celery legs, and a cherry tomato head) and to place them on their own lane of a two lane highway. If one's celery general gets run over by a car, their opponent has to eat the flattened celery general; salad dressing is optional.

No, Jeffrey, you have to eat the celery generals off of the road. Don't even bother bringing paper plates next time.

celery generals by Shov June 19, 2008