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A person that goes to the market and poops there.
Larry: yo bro, did you see that catool?
Henry: bro, that was my gf
Larry: wtf man, go break up with her
Henry: no man! You just jelly
Catool by Roxyyy April 16, 2019
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Because I'm a Catholic, right?

(N) When you're pushed to the corner during a debate or an argument, and you have no valid points to put across, you may use this slang to save your face and guilt your opponent. This is an important victim card in India.
Policemen caught Joe riding without license. They urged him to come to the nearby police station as punishment. Joe instead of accepting his crime, said : "you caught me Because I'm a Catholic, right?"

The policemen, feared of being called communal, let him go.

St. Brother Andre Catholic Highschool 

Some broke ass school in markham filled with 50% asians, 25% white people, 15% unknown and brown, and 10% black. All the black people think they are from the hood (scarbs), and they like to cause shit for no reason. You have the AP kids (advanced placement) who do nothing but work always, our cafeteria is shit - probs the worst i've ever seen. Not a very smart school aside from those AP losers, a ton of druggies who love their weed, and less then a handful of quality teachers - one got expelled last year for getting too flirty with a student- PLOT TWIST the male teacher was getting to close with a male student... oh well :P
You go to St. Brother Andre Catholic Highschool? do u also smoke weed or r u part of an imaginary gang?

Red Bank Catholic 

Worst school ever. Mr Ross is a virgin
Red bank Catholic has fat teachers

Cultural Catholic 

Someone who identifies with at least some Catholic teachings and traditions, likely because of upbringing, but is not active in the Catholic Church.

A "cultural Catholic" was raised in a Catholic family, probably attended Catholic services as a child, and possibly attended Catholic school for at least a few years. Catholic teachings and traditions may influence the person's behavior, decision-making, and holiday celebrations, but a "cultural Catholic" no longer attends Mass or practices his or her faith. The person may continue to attend weddings, funerals, and other events that take place in the Catholic Church but does so out of consideration for family and friends rather than as an expression of his or her own faith.
That family goes to the movies rather than to Mass on Christmas Day, but they still incorporate a manger into their holiday decor because they're "cultural Catholics."
Cultural Catholic by FilmFanatic August 25, 2013

Catholic Brothers 

Two boys who have had their genitals “inspected” by the same older male, such as with the three P’s: priests, pediatricians, and politicians.
Bruh, you got your balls fondled by Father David too?? We’re Catholic Brothers!
Catholic Brothers by Anoxolotl December 5, 2017

Blessed Trinity Catholic High School 

Aka BTCHS. Football is their second religion. If you say you don’t like football, you’ll probably be expelled. Most of them aren’t Catholic. Also, filled to the brim with basic white girls who claim their basic tendacies to be weird and quirky.
There goes a bunch of Blessed Trinity Catholic High school BTCHS
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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