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Andre is a handsome, loving, caring human being, very musically talented and amazing with technology, hot, got that man booty, very confident and outgoing
You're almost as awesome as Andre!
by stupiddinosaur June 09, 2016
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iā€™m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A man who lives on bullshit because whatever he is does not seem good enough.
That Andre dude is always making up something in an effort to elevate himself. Wow! Why can't he just tell the truth?

"Hey I went to Harvard."
"Oh, don't Andre me like that."

That is not true. Why do you Andre me like that?
by Smack Baby September 24, 2011
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One of the last few honey bear species on earth. Andres originally originate from hell, as they are very annoying and won't shut up. They especially annoy Emmas, Abigails, and Evens. The reason this creature is considered a honey bear is because it is a honey-colored bear. They can be kind and fluffy at first, but are vicious, once it gets used to your smell. Normally keep little black fluffy dogs as companions.
Dude that Andre is so fuzzy and adorable so is its small fluffy dog

- 2 Minutes Later -

OMG That Andre and its dog just bit my arms off!
by LocoCooker159 January 14, 2013
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Andres is a male who is most commonly reffered to as 'Cute'. Doesnt Like to fight because there would be no point in winning a battle that shouldnt have happened His Good Looking Attributes Make Andres Stand Out From The Rest. Andres Has a sense of humor that would make most girls fall for him. His Hugs are one of a kind and his kissed are the holy grail of the twentieth century. Hate isnt in his vocabulary and is an immense lover. He isnt much for Romace but he sure knows how to steal a girl from someone. He's a smart man who enjoys messing with people. He Has Strong Intentions For Making Friends And An Amazing Talent For The Arts (Literature, Music, instruments, and painting). Whenever he finds a mating partner he will usually mess up somehow but in a simple way he will care for his girl above most things. Andres is a one of a kind person who should not be given up for. You will not meet more than one Andres in your life.
'Wow That Andres Fellow Was Really Cute! I Wish I Had His Number!'

'Andres Impresses me in his way of artistic sense'
by Civil_Hipocrosy May 31, 2015
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An inanimate object that one pushes up their ass for pleasure. For the most part, men are more involved in this act. Once the Andre is pushed in, it leaves the person with a gift of rashes and lumps.
"Todd gave his boyfriend his Andre so that they can express their true love for one another."
by Tatybutthead December 04, 2012
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